mike: "what if, everytime you went out with a girl, your penis was sticking out of your zipper in your pants, and it was shooting a constant stream of pee...
brandon: "what? haha"
mike: "that lead you to wherever you had to go, and it would be a pee of strea..."
brandon: "a pee of stream?"
< dirk: "a pee of stream! a pee of stream?"
mike: "a stream of pee, that you could follow, to find where you came from, like in case you got lost in the woods. dude, you are fucking up left and right!"
~incubuus "the morning view sessions"


"put the fucking lotion in the basket, put the fucking lotion in the basket!" -mike
~mike from incubus "the morning view sessions"


why am i waiting for you to see i'm alive?-jets to brazil "starry configurations"


and on the seventh day, god stepped back and said "there is my creation, perfect in every way... oh, dammit! i left pot all over the place. now they'll think i want them to smoke it..now i have to create republicans."


if i had a shotgun, you know what i'd do? it point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heaven on down for you-sublime "don't push"


The power of philosophy floats through my head, light like a feather, heavy as lead ~bob marley