Useing Mad-libs type programs from SmarterChild, I have writen some lovely bed-time stories for you and your small Llamas to enjoy.
The Pox
Nobody likes to get the car pox. Some doctors say you should rub your cat with ugly lotion, while others say that a ugly bath is best. However, what I think works quickly is a combination of vitamin E and warm fishes. When I pooped the pox, I rarely got out of the poop. I was pooping all the time. I never want to fart like that again!
Meet the Beatles
The Beatles were the first of the British llamas to fart to the United States. With their long brown poop, they won the hearts of pooping schoolgirls around the antelope. Today, a generation still poops that first visit. As a matter of fact, one million middle-aged antelopes put their children to sleep by pooping their songs.
A Friendly Creature
Joe and his llama were looking to school when a crazy antelope suddenly appeared in front of them. It ran up his leg and climbed into his pocket. The misbegotten creature poked its head out and looked around slowly. The llamas called at the sight in amazement. Few had ever seen a antelope trying to dart in someone's pocket before.
That's all for tonight kiddies. There'll be more later. G'night!!
