21 to 27 - CRUFTS, Music Videos and street magic secrets
21)CRUFTS ("apparently" it's a dog show, well I think it was once, but now I think it's just a crazy get together of mutant dogs and their equally mutant owners, and whats with the whole hand up the dogs butt thing? It doesn't show anything, its incredibly disgusting! leave them alone!! and don't pin/tuck/snip/chop/curl/fluff/amputate/blowdry/style/plait/stretch ANY part of your dog... Go and play with barbies or something, with them and a pair of scissors, the world's your oyster! oh yes my friends....)
22)Music videos that just show the person sitting on a beach mimeing to their song, or ones that just show the band playing in perhaps a gym (very popular recently) or i dunno, a stage. (It's so boring, why did they bother shelling out all that money to sing in their own backyard?.. "right guys, today we're going to pay your mum £1,000,000 to sing in her porch, any questions?") « Spot my first spelling mistake! Left in for humour factors.
23)Our B&B (my house, MY house! Piss off.)
24)Programmes like "Street magic secrets finally revealed" (It's really the "finally" bit that gets to me. If you're actually there to witness the magic, then you may possibly for the rest of the day wonder how it was done, if you saw it on TV, then you may for the next half hour contemplate it, but never have I thought for years afterwards "Oh when will they tell me how they did the psycic thingy, They MUST bring out and hour long documentary with a funny speaking guy on it and a man with a mask." They make me laugh though and are good Saturday afternoon boredom killing)
25) May bugs
26) When people spell things using the @ key, for example "S@LE! GRE@T DE@LS!" (For us computer educated people, that would read "Satle! Greatt Deatls!" o_O)
27)Trains (Well, I have a long story about my recent trip to London if you'd like to hear it, do e-mail me if you can't live without that bit of information. It's long, that's why I'm not putting it here)
