13 to 20 - Trousers, Quentin *shudder* Wilson and pizza!
13)When guys wear really baggy trousers, that start at crotch/ass level (okay, don't get me wrong, I love baggy trousers, and i don't mind if they are kinda low, but this really is taking the piss. It makes me feel anxious, I just wanna skoot over and hoik them up, it's so pre-school. The top starts at like crotch level, why not just buy a pair of trouser legs! Get a life, get a belt.)
14)That computer that has a screwed Space bar (I hate it, hateithateithateit, it's incredibly embarassing, you gotta slam it down for it to work, then people give you funny looks as if your some kind of keyboard psycho. I allways end up with it aswell, why? WHY?!)
15)The fact that "Beevil" isn't in the english dictionary (or, infact, that Wildlife factfile I got when I was young, but never could be bothered to finish putting all the pages in, because, frankly, it was dull. When the "Gaur" has its own page in there, what the fuck is a Gaur? (It's a rare wild cow that lives in the mountainous upland forest areas of Asia, feeding on shrubs and grass and awww look, I have a picture 'n all!
.. incase you wondered)
16) Dance music (Dance/trance, whatever, its crap. if I had, for some reason, a big urge to listen to "dance" music, I would bash my CD player repeatedly with my fist, to get exactly the same effect, AND it doesn't cost anything)
17)Old people who stereotype teenagers as being mass murderers who shouldn't be let near children, and have nothing better to do then to poke small animals with sharp objects (wouldn't want to go near their children in the first place, and poking small animals with sharp objects is fun. (oh come on I was just kidding... *sighs*)
18)"There's no such word as can't" (is, you just said it. Look, examples: "Pigs can't fly", "I can't legally eat a policeman" and "dogs can't play Beethovens 5th on the Tuba" It plainly does exist, don't try and be clever, if I say I can't draw a hand that looks like anything other than SeaWorld roadkill, then believe me, I CAN'T!)
19)Quentin Wilson - That guy from Top Gear. Below, if you will. Much appreciated
(Now I don't usually have a problem with people as much as I do with our dear Quentin. It's probably not his fault, but what is it with his face?! He does that reeeally annoying eyebrow thingy, I just want to staple his eyebrow to his skull, so it matches up with the other one.. and he smurks.. he's evil)
20)Those mini "two-bites-and-they're-gone" pizza's (I love pizza, but you have no idea how dissapointed I get when you merely have to breath deeply and its dissapeared up your nasal cavity. We no longer buy them. You should all do the same.)
