"After dinner speaking in the style of Billy can enliven your firm's party as light relief and a 
precede to the bopping and boozing and secret groping  that you've been fantasying about for
 months!" Product launches can be much enhanced by an injection of humour at Exhibitions 
and sales  points, these, when undertaken starkers, will Guarantee sales increases as customers 
are desperate to look away and have something else to concentrate on and what better than 
buying something so they don't look like they are pervy voyeurs! It should be noted that of necessity 
these must take place indoors to prevent frostbite of the willy" Your much hated bosses' demise can
 be celebrated at an alternative funeral which can be lightened considerably by a few hundred sarky 
unkind and uncalled for comments mixed with much boozing by the staff concerned." Weddings can be 
more of a laugh when the groom is given away by a young and sexy Billy Connolly, or even an old and
 wrinkly one!" Your rock and roll or disco event compared in the incomparable Billyist attitude with a 
stand up routine in the interval will be tickled to bits and others will find you to be irresistibly sexy as a 
result of this wise decision" Quiz nights are much more of a laugh with me at the microphone and can apply 
to professional quizzes too such as those appertaining to firms, health professionals and the like using the
quiz as an educational tool".






Copyright 2003. All rights reserved. Bob Lucas.