Kaila stands awatch, sedentary, above the gradient blue silhouette of a bike that stands unaffected below her in my living room. She is clad in a reflective, almost luminescent silver top that neglects to obscure what approaches a unanimous majority of her torso. It is suspended by two transparent spaghetti straps embellished with vaguely orange beads that dissapear behind her shoulders. The

I've come to a long-awaited (at least personally) conclusion : Performing a hockey-style stop on ice skates really involves nothing more than the techniques we all use everyday to "drift" (powerslide, or "induce excessive oversteer" if you prefer) around tight turns in our automobiles. "Drift? Powerslide,?" you may ask. If you're a car enthusiast (like we in the official Davis, CA carbon

Happy birthday, Crystie Cakes. March 21 is Crystal's birthday. IM her at isreme and wish her a happy bday =) A report on my adventures in Vacaville (yes, cow town) coming up tomorrow.

True story: It's 9:35 pm, yesterday. A huge white and red sign with the good 'ol colonel greets me as I pull up to the local Davis, California Kentucky Fried Chicken drive through. Girl working drive-through: "Hi, welcome to KFC. Take a look at the menu and let me know when you're ready to order." Me: "Can I get two breasts, please?" (Inexplicably long pause) "Excuse

Since the readership of this little rant lottery is probably pretty low (for now) and localized to people I know pretty well, I'll keep it "spicy." We'll find out just what that means soon enough. Welcome to my blog.