Well, you were poking around on my site, so I guess I'll tell you more about me than you ever wanted to know. I can't post these things and I hate emailing them, but I really like doing them, as much as that pains me to admit. So, here's a couple. If people start finding this page, I'll change stuff. And hide more. Just so you know. Here we go!
TEN Random Things About Me
10. I can't wear most dress shoes because my feet are too wide. 09. I don't eat mayonnaise, pickles, mustard, green olives, or pork if I can help it. 08. I'm chronically five minutes late. Or ten. Or twenty. 07. I think I'm an awful conversationalist. 06. I haven't had a soda in 31 months. And I say "soda." 05. I have actually made a B in high school. Just one. It was a B+. And even now, I don't believe that I actually earned it. 04. My favorite shirt is an old worn-out children's shirt from Emory that has Garfield on it. I had to fight my cousin for it. 03. I can go all week on an hour of sleep a night and I won't feel tired until you put me in a room with the lights off. So I nearly always fall asleep in movies. 02. International politics just don't stick in my head, and I've been faking it for the past four years. Not well, I might add. 01. I mispronounce things when I'm nervous, and it bothers me more than I'll admit.
NINE Places I've Visited
09. Washington, DC 08. Savannah, Georgia 07. Reno, Nevada 06. Memphis, Tennessee 05. Auburn, Alabama 04. San Francisco, California 03. Charlottesville, Virginia 02. Honolulu, Hawai'i 01. NEW YORK, NEW YORK.
EIGHT Things I want to do before I die
08. Backpack across Europe. 07. Skydive. 06. Understand the logic behind calculus. 05. Know New York like a native. 04. Learn to fly airplanes. 03. Be honestly happy with who I am and where I'm going. And know where I'm going. 02. Touch a life. Or many. 01. Have children and make all the mistakes my mother made, and know why she did it.
SEVEN Ways to win my heart
07. Let me see a soft side beneath the tough guy exterior. 06. Want to spend time with me when I'm in sweats and don't want to leave my house. 05. Tell me that I'm worth the (5 or 10 or 20) minute wait. 04. Don't let me beat myself up about stupid things I do. 03. If you walk out, make sure you take a moment to breathe and then come right back. 02. Let me talk things through. You can talk, too, that's bonus points. 01. Make sure that I know that you adore me.
SIX Things I believe [in]
06. Happiness the only true ultimate life goal. 05. Faith in something, anything, because it's a reason to get up in the morning and think that their life has meaning. 04. Duct tape. 03. Moderation is overrated. 02. NEVER say Macbeth inside a theatre. 01. Love.
FIVE Things I'm afraid of
05. Sudden movement, scary noises, and suspense music. 04. Not living up to people's expectations of me. 03. Needles. 02. Dentists. 01. Never figuring out what I want to do with myself.
FOUR of my favorite items in my bedroom
04. My teddy bear from Chris. 03. The squooshy papison chair. 02. My shotglass collection. 01. Mickey and Goofy (what!! they're one thing!) that my dad brought me from a business trip when I was 2.
THREE things I do everyday
03. Shower. 02. Correct the grammar of others. 01. Drink about a gallon of water.
TWO things I am trying not do right now
02. Procrastinate (but hah, look at this) 01. Leave - it's snowy and I'd get in trouble but there's no one here and I'm so lonely!
ONE PERSON I want to see right now
01. Christopher, of course.
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Joy 2. Jo-Lil 3. Baby Whore
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. jangel139 2. JjAaZz1012, that time we pretended to be J aimee 3. If I told you the third one, I couldn't stalk you with it anymore, now could I?!
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My eyes. 2. Most things just come easily to me. 3. I can murder a standardized test.
THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I tend to say too much or not enough. 2. I'm always keeping score. 3. Stupid Italian hair.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Italian 2. Alabamian 3. Tennessean
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Not having direction. 2. Not knowing the truth. 3. Letting people down.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS: (aside from the obvious)
1. Annoy someone by being on the computer. 2. Change the countdown on my graduation cap magnet. 3. Talk to Chris in some form or fashion.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS (at the moment):
1. Green Day 2. Jimmy Eat World 3. Ben Folds with or without the Five
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (at the moment):
1. Green Day - Boulevard of Broken Dreams 2. Switchfoot - 24 3. Maroon 5 - She Will Be Loved
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Not procrastinating. 2. Cooking. 3. Being less conceited.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Trust. 2. Passion. 3. Laughter.
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE: (no particular order)
1. I love pictures but am often too embarrassed to make people pose for them. 2. I can't stand scary movies. 3. I am unable to paint my fingernails.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Smile. 2. Sense of humor. 3. Hands.
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. A one-handed cartwheel. 2. Wiggle my ears. 3. Listen to a song and not associate ANYTHING with it.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Music. Music. Music. 2. Driving on dark, preferably curvy, roads. 3. Reading anything I can get my hands on.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Go play in the snow. 2. Somehow prepare myself for NAIMUN and scioly. 3. Graduate.
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Psychiatrist 2. Economist, hopefully in DC. 3. Medical research.
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Italy. 2. San Francisco. 3. Paris.
THREE KID'S NAMES:
1. Mark. 2. Lily. 3. Emila.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Tell everyone whom I love that I do. 2. Jump out of or off something really, really high. With a parachute or a bungie cord or something. 3. Be a New Yorker.
THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. I comment on the skirt length and cleavage and general hot-ness of girls I see. 2. I may look like I'm listening, but it's quite possible that I'm not. 3. I like movies with lots of explosions and violence.
THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
1. I constantly put myself down and think that I'm fat. 2. Oooh! Gossip!! 3. I giggle.
THREE CRUSHES (current or past):
1. Ben Clemens. 2. Peter Pienkowski 3. Chris Sewell
THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS SURVEY NOW:
1. Anyone who might happen to find it. And email it to me. I find this stuff amusing.
All right, well, that was somewhat entertaining. Leave me some lovin' if you find this.
