Why do people bullshit? I mean, it's so annoying and it's insulting to think they're bullshitting you, thinking you are stupid enough to believe their shite. Shot through the neck with an arrow eh? I wonder is that cos:
A) the person who claimed that happened to him is a particularly dull person, and really doesn't have a life exciting enough to substantiate this event, and is thus bullshitting me (as is his wont)
OR
B) it actually did happen to him, on purpose because someone (a man after my own heart I'd say) shot him in the vain attempt to shut him up and cease the endless flow of shite which spews forth from his mouth at an alarming rate. I wonder if whoever it is I'm talking about will ever read this... well perhaps he will and will probably again prove his stupidity by not figuring out who I'm talking about, as is the way with bullshitters. A belief that you are smarter than everyone often indicates one of two things. 1, that you are ACTUALLY smarter than everyone, like God, or the Gamesmaster. Or 2, that you are a stupid fuck. Very often (100% of the time in fact), bullshitters fall into the latter category. Some bullshits are recorded below.
"I have Super Mario Brothers 10" (Said at a point when Super Mario Brothers 3 was big news).
"Before you have sex, you have to remove a woman's crabs with pliers" (Crabs being a strange little pink thing)
"Ah, all my new toys are upstairs but my mum won't let me play with them." (In other words, I don't have any new toys, I lied)
"A woman who fancies women is called a Deciduous" (A Tree?)
"Unicycles are in!" (No.)
"I got this lollipop from America, so it's a popsicle" (Despite said "popsicle" being exactly the same as a double lolly that I bought in the same shop at the top of Tralee Street.)
Now, you'll note most of these bullshits are from when I was way younger, which proves that most people with a mental age above say, 11 or 12 should have grown out of any stage that may require bullshitting on a regular basis. Now, the thing that annoys me are people that should know rightly EVERYBODY KNOWS WHEN YOU ARE BULLSHITTING yet still continue to do it.
What should I do if I meet a Bullshitter?
Once he bullshits (and you will notice this almost right away. Bullshitters like to assault their victims with a constant barrage of bullshit, so as the victim cannot possibly say "He can't bullshit all the time can he?" when minor bullshits are found out.) attempt to question the bullshittin' bastard. Ask them as many questions as possible in an attempt to panic them and hint to them that you may be on to their scheme.
Note that situations where you question a known bullshitter can have three effects.