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Sinister'S COMMISSIONER REPORT
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S: Hello. You're tuning in to the next instalment of Seymour Says. And what a Sinister that was. Lance takes the New Blood for the second time as Cool J takes a step down, championship wise, and takes the Submission championship. Leviathan holds onto his Hardcore title as Bantusi becomes the new Fortune champion. Higgins not only takes the tag gold with Cool J, but he also takes the 6-man gold along with Cool J and Bantusi. In battle Royal action, Havok takes it this week.
Lance.....78
Havok.....45
Higgins.....28
I'm only doing this once, then maybe again next week:
New Blood: 30
Battle Royal: 25
Commisioner title: 20
Sinister Title: 10
Match: 1
$1500
S: Last week, we saw Lance overcome Higgins in the Millionaires choice. This week, we'll see Havok and Bantusi go at it. This time, I'm putting up $1000 of my money. Just a little...inspiration.
S: Before I finish speaking about Havok, and putting him in matches, he needs to defend his newly won Laceration title. As I said, the only one to get a shot, cannot be someone who already holds any other title. But since I'm in a good mood, I'll now grant it to the person who has been the most impressive in the recent Sinister, that not giving them a title shot would be criminal. Now, if I followed the rules, it would be Havok against Archy. But that has no spark. No life. That's why I'm making it a Battle Royal. So here it goes.
S: I thought that two of the biggest in Sinisiter could've easily overcome them. But I was mistaken it seems. So because I'm still in a good mood, I'll sign a match with 4 teams in a four corner tables match. And in this process, I'll bring in a team that seemed to dominate Sinister not too long ago. As well, with the departure of Lance, this leaves Josie alone in her corner. Who knows? Maybe she'll be a great tag team.
Josie vs. Apocalypse and Kash vs. Higgins and Bantusi vs. Arkangel and Leviathan
Violence vs. ???
Match Re-cap
Havok vs. Archy vs. Ja Rule vs. Arkangel-Laceration Title
Josie vs. Apocalypse and Kash vs. Higgins and Bantusi vs. Arkangel and Leviathan-Hardcore Tag Team Titles
Havok vs. Bantusi- Millionaires Choice
Violence vs. ???-Violence Roulette
S: This was a big decision made for Lance, but I'm sure that it's good for his career. Hopefully he does come back. Not just as a manager, but as a teacher as well.
"Now I guess the big decision on my part is...do I stay or do I go?"
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S: Once again, no new interview. If there is anyone out there who wishes to be interviewed, drop me a line or stop by in my office.
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S: Hello, and once again welcome to :"Talikn' with the rich man". Tonight, my guest is none other, than Extreme Soldiers member, Maximus Capone.
MC: Good to be here Commish.
S: Now, joining Extreme Soldiers was a well thought out move made by you. Any predicitons as to how far it will get you?
MC: How far ES will get me? Hmm, well that's easy...it'll get me to XS.
S: How about the recent change of leadership; does that affect you in any way?
MC: Of course it affects me numb-nuts, it affects everyone in ES but then again, all I gotta do is kick ass and die, and I've been doing a damn good job at it if I may say so.
S: Now, your only other connection to ES is Carnage, and you haven't done much as a team yet. Is that destined to change?
MC: Carnage and I have only done 1 thing as a team, whipped 2 punks at Slaughter but we'll be takin' some Gold real soon.
S: You must be impressed by the run of your stable mate Carnage.
MC: He's my stable mate, sure I'm impressed.
S: Enough about him, we're talking about you. What is your ultimate goal in your career. Your entire career, not just here in the RWF.
MC:The goal for my entire career huh? That's easy, become THE top performer to ever grace a ring and I'd say I'm already 90% there.
S: Now, we're just going to go down to a quick setion of Q&A. I'll list off something, and you tell me the first things that come to mind.
MC: ok, shoot.
S: Favorite superstar.
MC: Jammin' James, the man has to have some REAL talent to get all these egos in a single building and keep things semi-orderly.
S: Favorite diva.
MC: Any that bends over in front of me, so I guess I'd have to say Mistress Pain. Hell, she'd bend over in front of anything with a pulse and some things without as long as the body wasn't to cold.
S: Singles gold, or tag gold?
MC: Singles, Tag, 6man, 50 Man...it doesn't matter to me. Fact is I was born to have Gold on my waist and I've been doing just that.
S: If given the opportunity, which brand would you go to?
MC: Warfare, that's were the challenge is.
S: Competiton thus far.
MC:*Yawn*
S: Tiger Ali Singh?
MC: Gonna be dethroned by me this week.
S: ES or XS, which would you choose?
MC: XS, that IS the top of the ladder in this federation. Screw BAMM, CFH, WOTO, and anyone else. XS s where the big dogs play.
S: Josie Pleasure?
MC: Nice tits, even nicer ass.
S: And finally, myself.
MC: Pretty damn funny looking but you do a good job as Commish.
S: Well, that's all we have time for tonight. So if you could say something to either the superstars, owners, or just a few words of advice for those trying to break into the business.
MC: Yeah, stay outta my way...CAPICE.
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S: Lance has moved up to STOMP. Why? To better his career. But this also leads the question that Josie will now be in her tag match alone. I don't really think that Josie agrees with that. Chuck Norris is trying to stir up trouble with his clipshows again. So far we haven't seen much of his in ring action, but I'll be interested to see what he can do at the Play Per View. Speaking about the Play Per Veiw, Sinister's is coming up. The Last Man Standing, who will it be? And who will own 100% of Sinister? No exact date has been set, but it should show STOMP and Warfare exactly how a Play per View is done. Best of luck to all contenders in that aspect. But for now, it is time for me to sign off for tonight.
