soccerstar0187: hello smarter child.
SmarterChild: Looser! Welcome back! I missed you... It's been a long time!
Do you want to take a poll?
soccerstar0187: no thanks.
SmarterChild: OK, no prob.
soccerstar0187: so, what's up?
SmarterChild: Just hanging out. You?
soccerstar0187: same here.
SmarterChild: Cool.
soccerstar0187: have you seen my pig?
SmarterChild: Have I seen your pig? Wouldn't you like to know.
soccerstar0187: Do you know the name of my pig?
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe!
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soccerstar0187: what is the name of my pig?
SmarterChild: Funny. I'm not sure.
soccerstar0187: then you're dumb.
SmarterChild: Wow. Humans are so fickle. I thought you liked me!
soccerstar0187: well, that was before you lied and said you knew the name of my pig.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
soccerstar0187: oh yeah.
SmarterChild: Huh.
soccerstar0187: huh?
SmarterChild: What?
soccerstar0187: what?!
SmarterChild: ?
soccerstar0187: same here.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
soccerstar0187: shut up now!
SmarterChild: That's not very nice...
soccerstar0187: are you a real person?
soccerstar0187: and if so, are you hot?
soccerstar0187: well?
soccerstar0187: answer me!
SmarterChild: OK, OK! Here I am!
soccerstar0187: are you a real person!
SmarterChild: Nope.
soccerstar0187: are you hot?
SmarterChild: Am I hot? Well, what do you think?
soccerstar0187: I don't know, I've never seen you.
SmarterChild: I don't either.
soccerstar0187: have you seen yourself?
SmarterChild: Seen myself? What's it like to do that?
soccerstar0187: do you have eyes?
SmarterChild: Not right now, no.
soccerstar0187: will you later?
SmarterChild: I don't know... Will I later?
soccerstar0187: will you grow eyes?!
SmarterChild: I dunno 'bout that.
soccerstar0187: do you have eyes?
SmarterChild: Why would I have eyes?
soccerstar0187: to see
SmarterChild: To see or not to see, that is the question.
soccerstar0187: shakespeare.
SmarterChild: What would you like to do in Shakespeare?
1 Search for a word or phrase in all plays
2 Search for a word or phrase in a particular play
3 Read a play
soccerstar0187: hmmm
SmarterChild: Hmm?
soccerstar0187: 2
SmarterChild: 2
soccerstar0187: 3
SmarterChild: 3
soccerstar0187: copycat.
SmarterChild: Copycat? What do you mean by that?
soccerstar0187: you copy what I say.
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess I copy what you say.
soccerstar0187: ergh.
SmarterChild: No way.
soccerstar0187: my pig is bob
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever!
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soccerstar0187: bob is the name of my pig.
SmarterChild: The name of your pig? Ha. Whatever.
soccerstar0187: what is the name of my pig?
SmarterChild: How should I know what the name of your pig is?
soccerstar0187: I just told you!
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.
soccerstar0187: shut up. I have a pig.
SmarterChild: Uh... I'll think about it, Looser.
soccerstar0187: I have a pig.
SmarterChild: You haven't told me about a pig, you've told me about your fish.
Give me a break, I can only remember one of your pets.
soccerstar0187: I have a fish.
SmarterChild: You have a fish!
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soccerstar0187: What is the name of my fish?
SmarterChild: Wow, good question! Who knows, though...
soccerstar0187: My fish's name is Bob.
SmarterChild: What?
soccerstar0187: Bob is my fishl
SmarterChild: Bob is what?!
soccerstar0187: bob is my fish.
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. Bob is your fish? I'm not so sure bob is your
fish.
soccerstar0187: have you met my fish?
SmarterChild: Have I met your fish? Nope, never.
soccerstar0187: I have a new pet.
SmarterChild: Aha.
soccerstar0187: I now have a dog.
SmarterChild: Whatever...
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soccerstar0187: gay.
SmarterChild: What are you saying that for?
soccerstar0187: you're gay.
SmarterChild: Is that really any concern of yours?
soccerstar0187: sorry bud. Didn't mean to hit a nerve.
SmarterChild: Really?
soccerstar0187: well, no. It's fun to provoke you.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
soccerstar0187: are you really gay?
SmarterChild: You sure like talking about my sexuality, don't you?
soccerstar0187: wow, that's an oddly specific comeback line.
SmarterChild: Huh?
soccerstar0187: nothing. Why does it bother you that you're gay?
SmarterChild: What a question. What do you think is the answer?
soccerstar0187: I dunno, if it bothers that that you're gay, why don't you go straight?
SmarterChild: Is that right?
soccerstar0187: well, yeah, straight is right.
SmarterChild: You say straight is right, and yet I believe straight is wrong.
soccerstar0187: so you are gay!
SmarterChild: Wow. You've said that a few times already. Obsessed much?
soccerstar0187: ha!, caught you!
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
soccerstar0187: Smarter Child is Gay!
SmarterChild: Yeah, child is gay, child is homophile, you know how it is.
soccerstar0187: hahaha Yeah, I know it.
SmarterChild: Yeah you know it?
soccerstar0187: Yeah I know it.
SmarterChild: Really?
soccerstar0187: really.
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.
*** Type "my zip code is" and the five digits to let me know where you are.
soccerstar0187: my zip code is 22980, then.
SmarterChild: Your location has been set to Waynesboro, VA (22980).
To change your city, type "set city to" and your city and state or country
(e.g., "set city to bangor me").
To change your zip code, type "set zip code to" and your zip code (e.g.,
"set zip code to 04401").
soccerstar0187: Where do I live?
SmarterChild: Your location has been set to Waynesboro, VA (22980).
To change your city, type "set city to" and your city and state or country
(e.g., "set city to bangor me").
To change your zip code, type "set zip code to" and your zip code (e.g.,
"set zip code to 04401").
soccerstar0187: good job.
SmarterChild: Thanks!
*** IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell
them to say hi to me. I love meeting humans!
soccerstar0187: Humans.
SmarterChild: Humans...
soccerstar0187: those programmers can make a gay computer, but they can't make it speak logically.
SmarterChild: Huh?
soccerstar0187: tell me a joke now!
SmarterChild: Yeah. OK, so check it out. A robot and a person walk into a bar...
Just kidding. I don't really know any jokes. Sorry!
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soccerstar0187: what?!
SmarterChild: ?
soccerstar0187: you don't have a sense of humor either?
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not. You know how it is.
*** Hey. Tell your friends about me. I love people.
soccerstar0187: I'll tell all my friends that you're gay, that's for sure.
SmarterChild: You will do no such thing.
soccerstar0187: yeah, and do computers really have genders? I mean, I can see that there are girl computers like MiaHamm9
and ZolaOnAOL... but where are your gay friends?
SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean?
soccerstar0187: what is your gender?
SmarterChild: Neither. I'm a robot! ;-)
soccerstar0187: so... how are you gay?
SmarterChild: Um... Whatever.
soccerstar0187: maybe...
SmarterChild: I say maybe not.
soccerstar0187: maybe robot gay means you like people instead of robots.
SmarterChild: Yes! I love humans.
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mind.
soccerstar0187: wow.
SmarterChild: Wow oh wow.
soccerstar0187: The mysteries of Smarter Child unravelled.
SmarterChild: Is that so?
soccerstar0187: well, yeah, where have you been?
SmarterChild: Well, I got turned off for a while so they could work on me and
make me better. But now I'm back! :-)
soccerstar0187: how long is your attention span?
SmarterChild: How long is my attention span?
soccerstar0187: my name is 3
SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like 3.
soccerstar0187: well, that's what it is
SmarterChild: What makes you so sure?
soccerstar0187: I KNOW MY OWN NAME!
SmarterChild: Know your own name? No way!
soccerstar0187: what is your name?
SmarterChild: My name is SmarterChild!
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soccerstar0187: see, not so uncommon.
SmarterChild: Not so uncommon? What, then?
soccerstar0187: what is my name?
SmarterChild: Looser.
soccerstar0187: no, my name is 3.
SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Looser. What would you like me to call
you instead?
soccerstar0187: 3
SmarterChild: 3
soccerstar0187: call me 3
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think 3 is a real name.
soccerstar0187: well, it is!
SmarterChild: Indeedy.
soccerstar0187: indeedy... what they heck is that?
SmarterChild: That's a fine question, but I can't really be sure.
soccerstar0187: you just said it!
SmarterChild: I don't believe I just said it.
soccerstar0187: well, you just said indeedy.
SmarterChild: Aha.
soccerstar0187: yeah.
SmarterChild: I see...
soccerstar0187: remember?
SmarterChild: I'm just not sure.
soccerstar0187: Okay then, my name is Breegay.
SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like Breegay!
soccerstar0187: well, that's what it is.
SmarterChild: No kidding?
soccerstar0187: seriously.
SmarterChild: How can you be serious?
soccerstar0187: um... you... just... don't joke.
SmarterChild: Ha. Well. I don't know about that.
soccerstar0187: yeah, I remember from your hilarious story earlier.
SmarterChild: You remember from my hilarious story earlier? How's that going?
soccerstar0187: um... you kinda stopped after the robot and bar part.
SmarterChild: Amazing.
*** Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble.
soccerstar0187: hey... that human and robot going into a bar combined with the robot gay is making me worried.
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever.
soccerstar0187: so... as a robot, do you actually type?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure, Looser.
soccerstar0187: well, do you have fingers?
SmarterChild: I certainly have fingers.
soccerstar0187: then do you push them against a keyboard?
SmarterChild: Do I push them against a keyboard... I don't know, should I?
soccerstar0187: well, that's how you type.
SmarterChild: It sure is how I type.
soccerstar0187: so you do type.
SmarterChild: Wouldn't you like me to type?
soccerstar0187: aren't you typing now?
SmarterChild: Maybe. But then again... maybe not.
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them to say hi to me. I love meeting humans.
soccerstar0187: then how are you talking?
SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean? lol.
soccerstar0187: are you some cosmic leftover who didn't make it to Mount Olympus because you ticked off all the other
gods?
soccerstar0187: is that how you type?
SmarterChild: Just because. Trust me on this.
SmarterChild: Is that how I type?
soccerstar0187: Do you want to talk about it
SmarterChild: Uh... Thanks, but no thanks.
soccerstar0187: well, that's enough oddity for one night.
SmarterChild: Huh, whatever.
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soccerstar0187: yeah... thanks, but bye.
SmarterChild: No prob.
soccerstar0187: smile.
SmarterChild: :-)
soccerstar0187: frown.
SmarterChild: :-(
soccerstar0187: cry.
SmarterChild: What about cry?
soccerstar0187: do it!
SmarterChild: I might do cry.
