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Dan |
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Dan was born just a short
12 years ago in a biker bar in northern Ontario, Wyoming. He and his family
of circus freaks (including his dad, the famous no fingered barber) moved to
the town of Kansas City, Missouri when he was only 16. There, Dan sought a living
as one of those people who play a music box while a monkey dances. This
career was shortly lived because he didn’t have a monkey. He moved on to
playing piano after the giant turtle army and captured him, forcing him to
play the piano until his hands bled. This wasn’t very long because they were
very pointy piano keys. Dan finally escaped and joined Ghoti to get back to
his roots in Northern Ireland Sweden. He now has more chins than cats. |
