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†††††† Dan was born just a short 12 years ago in a biker bar in northern Ontario, Wyoming. He and his family of circus freaks (including his dad, the famous no fingered barber) moved to the town of Kansas City, Missouri when he was only 16. There, Dan sought a living as one of those people who play a music box while a monkey dances. This career was shortly lived because he didnít have a monkey. He moved on to playing piano after the giant turtle army and captured him, forcing him to play the piano until his hands bled. This wasnít very long because they were very pointy piano keys. Dan finally escaped and joined Ghoti to get back to his roots in Northern Ireland Sweden. He now has more chins than cats.