Wisdom for the Ages.....
In honor of this special day, the aniversary of when the torment all began, I will be providing a bonus lesson to combat the twin evils of Loneliness and Devil Worship (AKA Speaking French).
Today's Bonus Lesson:
Ich hatte ein Freund. Einmal.
I had a friend. Once.
That's all for today, but remember, for those of us trapped in lonely, depressing, meaningless existences, it is especially important on holidays and birthdays to help us try to convince ourselves that life doesn't have to suck, so don't be stingy with the birthday hugs or kisses or whatever your current level of attachment to a significant other and morals at your current level of intoxication deem appropriate.