Wisdom for the Ages.....
In an attempt to show the dangers of taking things out of context, this latest set of lessons will be excerpts from little red ridinghood as rewritten by Jeremias, Emily and myself. Today's targets are the twin evils of Eating People and Devil Worship (aka speaking french.
 

Today's Lesson:

Nein, aber ich habe zwei Frauen in meinem Bauch eingeladen.
 

No, but I invited two women into my stomach.
 

That's all for today. And remember, there are those who deserve to be eaten, but would you really feel safe doing it? I mean, how many weird-ass chemicals could be in their systems and how much cholesterhol would that add to your diet?

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