Wisdom for the Ages.....
Having tired of combating evil alone, I scoured the internet for great battles by others against the twin evils of Bad Hygiene and Devil Worship (aka speaking french). I will still provide a daily (i.e. when I get around to it) German lesson, it just won't be a Lord of Smite original.
 

Today's Lesson:

Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einer Französin und einem Werwolf?
 

Der Werwolf ist etwas haariger, aber die Franzosin hat einen schlimmeren Gestank.

What's the difference between a Frenchwoman and a werewolf?
 

The Frenchwoman is not quite as hairy but the werewolf smells better.
 

That's all for today. And remember, being less hairy than a dog is no exuse to clean yourself less than one.

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