Wisdom for the Ages.....
Having tired of combating evil alone, I scoured the internet for great battles by others against the twin evils of Incest and Devil Worship (aka speaking french). I will still provide a daily (i.e. when I get around to it) German lesson, it just won't be a Lord of Smite original.
 

Today's Lesson:

Wie kastriert man einen Franzose?
 

Man tretet seine Schwester ins Maul.

How do you castrate a frenchman?
 

You kick his sister in the mouth.
 

That's all for today. And remember, even if she is the one in a thousand french woman who actually shaves and bathes, sexual encounters with ones sister are still sick and wrong.

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