Wisdom for the Ages.....
Having tired of combating evil alone, I scoured the internet for great battles by others against the triple evils of Animal Molestation, Trespassing and Devil Worship (aka speaking french). I will still provide a daily (i.e. when I get around to it) German lesson, it just won't be a Lord of Smite original.
 

Today's Lesson:

Wie weißt du, wenn ein Franzose in deinem Hinterhof gewesen ist?
 

Dein Abfall ist geschwunden und dein Hund ist schwanger.

How do you know if a frenchman has been in your backyard?
 

Your garbage is gone and your dog is pregnant.
 

That's all for today. And remember, if you live near a dirty frenchman, keep your dog indoors when you aren't there to supervise.

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