Wisdom for the Ages.....
In a continued effort to battle the twin evils of Rat-Dogs and Devil Worship (aka speaking french), I have decided to provide a daily (i.e. when I get around to it) German lesson.
 

Today's Lesson:

Wenn Sie Ihre Hunden nicht beruhigen kann, werds ich auf sie pinkeln, weil es mir die wenige Sekunden der Ruhe wert ist.
 

If you can't quiet your dogs down I am going to urinate on them because it is worth it to me for those few seconds of peace.
 

That's all for today. And remember, I may never have done it myself, but I have seen another dog do it and it works. So if you ever need a creative way to send the neighbor with the noisy rat-dogs the message that he needs to keep them quiet....

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