Wisdom for the Ages.....
In a continued effort to battle the twin evils of Rat-Dogs and Devil Worship (aka speaking french), I have decided to provide a daily (i.e. when I get around to it) German lesson.
Wenn Sie Ihre Hunden nicht beruhigen kann, werds ich auf sie pinkeln, weil es mir die wenige Sekunden der Ruhe wert ist.
If you can't quiet your dogs down I am going to urinate on them because it is worth it to me for those few seconds of peace.
That's all for today. And remember, I may never have done it myself, but I have seen another dog do it and it works. So if you ever need a creative way to send the neighbor with the noisy rat-dogs the message that he needs to keep them quiet....
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