Wisdom for the Ages.....
For those of you who don't apreciate my second "season" of german lessons, tough. I need a little time to come up with more great wisdom of my own, and until that time you get the wisdom of Al Bundy. Now for today's attack on the twin evils of Political Correctness and Devil Worship (a.k.a. speaking french)

Regel Fuenf: Es ist OK, eine Benzinschleuder zu fahren, wenn du damit Puppen aufreißt !
 

Rule Number 5: It is okay to drive a gas guzzler if you use it to pick up chicks
 

This obviously doesn't apply to those guys who should never even be allowed near a girl (you know who you are) and to the French who should never have been allowed to exist in the first place, let alone be allowed to procreate.
And Ben, try not to just pick up freshmen girls.

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