Haiku about Derek

Derek S Bruneau:
the master of engineers
and Grand Theft Auto

Monday tech meetings -
they're magic, these gatherings.
Derek holds the cards.

#! web bin perl
dbruneau @ the keyboard
never debug - runs

What is man made of?
Strange brew, no doubt, though clearly
not brown french water.

Watch out Tokyo!
D-REK the code creator
not giant lizard!

He's working all night
making sure ev'rything runs.
He drinks no caffeine.