My Quotes

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having the good sense to be lazy

Sex is like playing bridge
If you don´t have a good partner,
you´d better have a good hand.

Purring would seem to be
for any cat
an automatic safety-valve device
for dealing with happiness overflow

A cat is like a beautiful vase
even when motionless it seems to flow.

Gods are fragile things
they might be killed
By a whiff of science
or a dose of common sense

Chapman Cohen

In those who agree with us we find comfort
but in those who disagree with us we might find growth

Orsaken till våra misstag
står inte att finna i stjärnorna
Utan i en bristande tro
på oss själva

It is better to die on your feet
than to live on your knees

The average human body contains:

Enough iron to make a 3 inch nail
Sulphur to kill all fleas on an average dog
carbon to make 900 pencils
potassium to fire a toy cannon
fat to make 7 bars of soap
phosphorus to make 2200 match heads
and water to fill a ten gallon tank

Better a well-delivered slap
than a sloppy kiss

A smooth sea never made a skillful mariner

English proverb

Religion is excellent stuff
for keeping common people quiet

Napoleon Bonaparte

Remember there is a difference
between kneeling down and bending over

Frank Zappa

They say that the test of literary power
is wether a man can write an inscription
I say - "Can he name a kitten?"

S. Butler

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent

Eleanor Roosevelt

Dont go round saying
the world owes you a living
The world owes you nothing
it was here first

Mark Twain

På en gravsten

Once I wasn´t
Then I was
Now I ain´t again

How vain it is
to sit down to write
when you haven´t stood up
to live

Thoreau

People take different roads
seeking fulfillment and happiness
Just because they are not on your road
doesnt mean they´ve gotten lost.

Growing old is mandatory
Growing up is optional

When I am dead my dearest
sing no sad songs for me

Plant thou no roses at my head
nor shady cypress tree

Be the green grass above me
with showers and dewdrops wet

and if thou wilt, remember
and if thou wilt, forget

Rossetti

what the caterpillar percieves as the end
to the butterfly is only the beginning

When humans talk to God we call it praying
When God talks to humans we call it schizophrenia

Isn´t it interesting
that the same people who laugh
at science fiction
listen to weather forecasts and economists

Döden
Den sista vilan?
Nej!
det slutgiltiga uppvaknandet

W. Scott