Quotations about love and sex

• I am tired, beloved, of chafing my heart against the want of you.
  Of squeezing it into little ink drops and posting it.

• Sex is like playing Bridge.
  If you don't have a good partner you'd better have a good hand

• Better a well-delivered slap than a sloppy kiss

• A great lover isn't somebody who makes love to a different person every night
  A great lover is somebody who makes love to the same person for a lifetime

• Oh what a tangled web parents weave
  when they think their children are naive

• Happiness?
  A good cigar, a good meal and a good woman.
  Or a bad woman, it depends on how much happiness you can handle

• Don't bother discussing sex with small children
  they rarely have anything to add.

• Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig who suddenly turns on you with a miniature machine gun

• Sex is emotion in motion

• Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

• Om man är herre över sina passioner
  är man slav under sitt förnuft.

• I believe in an open mind, but not so open your brains fall out.