Chelsea (Liquid2012)
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MSI Game Fact Sheet

Premise: Let me introduce my bad self

All was pleasant and harmonious in CrackaLand (aka NYC). Mindless Self Indulgence, the protectors of CrackaLand, were steadily approaching their newest creation: the tightest fucking song ever made.

Mindless Self Indulgence was putting the finishing touches on the song, and things were looking good. That is, until the song was stolen by Dark Army of Musical Popstars (D.A.M.P.) The fiends divided the beats amongst the members.

Now, it is up to Jimmy and the rest of the band to seek out D.A.M.P. and reclaim the individual beats that, when combined, form the tightest fucking song ever. In addition to programming crazy beats to awaken the masses from the droning monotony of modern music, Mindless Self Indulgence has a new mission: to dry out D.A.M.P. and all their musical ‘talent.’

Frequently Asked Questions

Q. What video game systems will the game be available on?
     A. The only confirmed format is PC.

Q. How did you come up with the name, "Ghetto Blastin'"?
    A. It was from a random post on the BraT (www.bratshatemusic.com) messageboard. Took the best, and let people vote. Apparently, you all love Ghetto Blastin'.

Q. Can you share some of the enemies?
    A. Those assisting D.A.M.P. range from Limp Bisquick Wannabes to Jimmy Page to a zombified Britney Spears.

Q. How much does the game cost?
    A. It’s free, just like your mom.

Q. Am I missing something, or is there no real plot?
    A. “Fuck plots!” Little Jimmy Urine said.

Q. When will I get to play this badass game?
    A. A demo will be available on October 14.

 

For more information on MSI Game: Ghetto Blastin’ and news updates check out www.msigame.com.