maiden name- Corey "too funky" Thomas

b-day- April 9th 1987

hails from-the nine oh nine

sittin on-why 20's of course

be'd sportin- a GNU wide, or K2 fatbob

favorite trick- the crotchity melon 3 (yet to be landed)

least favorite trick- Mctwists are gay

favorite fish- boozy!!

favorite band- Minor threat and other such hesh bands

least favorite band- limp bizkit

quote- "too fast to live... too young to die!"