--3-4-02 :: ok kiddies, welcome to the first installment of the Hessian Newsletter. Not so much news today. The riders got some new equipment, we're outfitting them with the finest hessian outerwear. We got some traveling news goin on. As those close to me and the other riders may know, our trip to Mammoth is approaching. This promises to be an insanely hessian trip. Some ill shit is gonna go down, guaranteed. If you're in the area, and see some cats gettin down more hessian than you've ever encountered, that's us. give us a holler, who knows, you may end up in the video. Seems to be it. look for updates, same hesh time, same hesh channel. until next time, keep it hessian. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////chaos//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////chaos///////////////////////////////////////////////////
----3-6-02 Holy Ass Clown Batman!
Sweet Glayvin! its that time again! yes kiddies, its the one and only Sicky Wifebeater checkin in. We have one more trip planned before the beginning of the Controlled Chaos Tour of Insanity. Let me tell ya somethin boys and girls, this trip is going to be so hessian, senior citizens and young children are advised to beware. At times like these, it makes ya think....how are those chaos guys so hessian, and STILL so devilishly handsome? well, i speak for myself when i say....being hessian is a way of life....being devilishly handsome is..umm...nifty. We are set to bring the ruckus to the quaint mountain town of Mammoth Lakes, and are significantly equipped to rip the mountain a new asshole. If you find the first asshole, let us know, cause that's some nasty shit. Be on the look out for the Controlled Chaos Assault Vehicle carrying a load of hessians. till next time, peace it out, childs///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////chaos////////////////////////////////////////
hey kiddos. its been a while since the last news update, but here it is. the mammoth trip was so insane that we have still not yet recovered. today, on saturday, april 6th, 2002, the controlled chaos regular season ended. it ended with a bang, as Sicky, Ronald, and Mr. Toste traveled to Snow Summit and proceeded to hand out beatdowns on the various obstacles. managing to overcome nagging injuries, Mr. Toste got down with some air-humps and 50-50s. McRaygun got down and threw out the 50-50 beatdown. and, the mothafuckin MVP of the season, Sicky Wifebeater sent the mountain home to mommy with sick nosepresses and freakishly clean b/s boardslides. i mean really folks....like butter....butter clean....sweet jesus it was tight. we'll keep ya posted on some summer activities if there are any. a Whistler trip is planned this summer, but is not fo sheezy. keep it tuned to controlled chaos, fosho, niggie. //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////chaos//////////////////////////////////////////////////ok kids....summer is here in full effect. all the resorts are closed, and summer camp is the only way to get any sort of riding done. I, sicky, am contemplating a solo Hood trip for a few days. Riding solo sucks though, so we'll see. We're an extremely dedicated crew, so summer crosstraining is our top priority as of now. We are making sure that we stay in our peak physical shape, with the perfect balance of muscle and flexibility, guaranteeing awesome performance. Let me tell you right now, the minute snow hits the ground, we'll be there riding. Every rider on the team has made a solemn vow to make this the mose hessian season we've ever had. El Nino is supposed to be rollin through, so snow may come early. and rest assured, america, we'll be there to wreck shop. Pray for snow. your beloved co-host, Sicky Wifebeater.
