® What to do when you're ßored ®

Here are some things to do when you're bored. If you aren't bored DON'T READ IT, you'll just become even more stupid and ignorant than you already are.

What to do to those pesky church people that come to your house

• Answer the door naked
• Answer the door naked with a wip in one and and a cross in the other.
• Tell them you worship satan and you wish that they would allow you to finish with your tube socks and vasalene in peace.

What to do when you're just bored

• Come and look at my web page and then tell me you're naked, unless you're a guy then don't.
• Stand in the giant walk in freezer at 7-11 until an employee comes in, then start a friendly conversation about the weather.
• Run into a crowd of people fall over and spin in circles screaming your name and preaching about your