MOVIE Quotes
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
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A Few Good Men
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Grease 2
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Independence Day
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Stand By Me
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Top Gun
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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Ace: "If I'm not back in five minutes...just wait longer!"
Ace: yeah and your ugly.
Lois Einhorn: I can make your life a living hell Ace Venturas: I'm not ready for a relationship right now lois.
Jim: Guys, uh, what exactly does third base feel like?
Kevin: You want to take this one?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Like warm apple pie.
Jim: Yeah?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Yeah.
Jim: Apple pie, huh?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Uh huh.
Jim: McDonald's or homemade?ARMAGEDDON
Grace: I understand that you are handicapped by a natural immaturity, and I forgive you.
AJ: You know what I was thinking?
Grace: What?
AJ: I really don't think that the animal cracker qualifies as a cracker.
Grace: Why?
AJ: Well cause it's sweet, which to me suggests cookie, I mean well putting cheese on something is sort of a defining characteristic of what makes a cracker a cracker. I don't know why I thought of that, i just-
Grace: Baby, you have such sweet pillow talk.Rockhound: You want to compare brainpans. I won the Westinghouse prize when I was 12, big deal. Published at 19, so what. I got a double doctorate from MIT at 22, Chemistry and Geology. I taught at Princeton for two and a half years. Why do I do this? Because the money's good, the scenery changes and the let me use explosives.Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Scott Evil: Well my friend Sweet Jay took me to that video arcade in town, right, and they don't speak English there, so Jay got into a fight and he's all, "Hey quit hasslin' me cuz' I don't speak French" or whatever! And then the guy said something in Paris talk, and I'm like, "Just back off!" And they're all, "Get out!" And we're like, "Make me!" It was cool.Scott: It's no hassle--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott: But--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott: I'm--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott: All I'm say--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott: There gonna get a--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott: I'm--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott: I'm just--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott: Would--
Dr. Evil: Sh! ...Knock-knock.
Scott: Who's there?
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott: But--
Dr. Evil: Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it.