Randomness...
Random Quotes/Thoughts/Outbursts:
LAGNAUGE!!!
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve - Bilbo Baggins in LOTR:FOTR
Define irony: a bunch of men dancing on a plane to a song, made popular by a band whose members died in a plane crash - some whacko dude in "Con Air"
Bovilexia n. the uncontrollable urge to lean out the car window and yell "MOO!!!" everytime you pass a cow - a random tee-shirt
Oh, my friends! I'm so pleased you're not dead! - Sallah in "Indiana Jones"
People deny what they see yet they don't believe what they don't see. - moi!
You want to be worshipped? Go to India and moo!
Stand up wherever you are, go to the nearest window and yell as loud as you can, 'I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!"
You don't have the sense God gave a donut, do you?
You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people? - Wesley in "Princess Bride"
You can't handle the truth!!! - Jack Nicholsen's character in "A Few Good Men"
Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for awhile. - Wesley in "Princess Bride"
Life is pain. Anyone who tells you different is selling something. - see above
One ping, and one ping only. - some dude in "The Hunt For Red October"
Are the voices in my head bothering you?
You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. - Inigo Montoya in "Princess Bride"
Eagles may soar, but weasels dont get sucked into jet engines - Salv!
Go ahead, make my day.
Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death!
Yippie kay-yay, motherfucker. - Bruce Willis's character in "Die Hard"
We all go a little mad sometimes... Haven't you? - some dude in "Psycho"
Good. For a moment there, I thought we were in trouble - Butch Cassidy in "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid"
Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country - Patton in "Patton"
That's mighty brave talk for a one-eyed fat man - some dude in "True Grit"
When you give up your dreams, you die
Roads? Where we're going we don't need - roads
I'm in love with you!
Snap out of it!
Overtaxed, overworked and paid off with a knife, a club or a rope.
Why, you speak treason!
Fluently.
-Robin Hood
If I were not mad, I could have helped you. Whatever you had done, I could have pitied and protected you. But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart!
Wendy, darling. Light of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya... I'm just gonna bash your brains in
What do they think I am, dumb or something? Why I make more money than Calvin Coolidge put together!
Schwing!
With all my heart, I still love the man I killed!
It was a hot afternoon, and I can still remember the smell of honeysuckle all along that street. How could I have known that murder can sometimes smell like honeysuckle
Chivalry is not only dead, it's decomposed
...it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half
I have a very pessimistic view of life. You should know this about me if we're gonna go out. You know, I - I feel that life is - is divided up into the horrible and the miserable. Those are the two categories, you know. The - the horrible would be like, um, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life. It's amazing to me. You know, and the miserable is everyone else. That's - that's - so - so - when you go through life - you should be thankful that you're miserable because you're very lucky to be miserable
I was a better man with you, as a woman, than I ever was with a woman, as a man. Know what I mean? I just gotta learn to do it without the dress - Tootsie in "Tootsie"
The story of my life. I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop
Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops
Jack Sparrow: [looking at all the swords] Who makes all these?
Will Turner: I do! And I practice with them three hours a day!
Jack Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl mate, or maybe the reason you practice three hours a day is you found one, but you are incapable of wooing such person. You're not a eunuch are you?
Will Turner: I practice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate, I can kill him!
Norrington: You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard off.
Jack Sparrow: Ah, but you have heard of me.
Stop trying to hit me and hit me! - Morpheus in "The Matrix
If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it. - Jack Sparrow
No survivors, huh? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder? - Jack Sparrow
Jack Sparrow: NO! Not good! What're you doing?! You've burned all the food... the shade... the rum!"
Elizabeth Swann: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth Swann: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me, do you think that there is even the slightest chance that they wont see it?
Jack Sparrow: but....Why's the rum gone?
Mullroy: What exactly are you doing here Mr. Smith, and no lies!
Jack Sparrow: Well... it is my intent to commander one of these ships, hire a crew in Tortuga, then proceed to rape, pillage, and plunder me weasley black guts out.
Mullroy: I said no lies!
Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can trust to be dishonest... Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid. - Jack Sparrow
There is no spoon. - Spoon Boy in "The Matrix"
Don't you love the French language? I have sampled every language, French is my favorite. Fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère. It's like wiping your ass with silk, I love it. - Merovingian from "The Matrix Reloaded"
Let me get right to the point, I'm smarter than you, and I'm going to find out what I need to know, and I'm going to get it from you wether you like it or not. - The Usual Suspects
If you have any more, e-mail me or IM me at skysong1330
Disclaimer: These quotes are obviously not all from me, but they are not cited because I can't remember where I got them all
