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Ambiguity - For those who love the philosophy of hypocrisy and ambiguity.
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1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.....
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3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
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5. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
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6. What if there were no hypothetical questions?
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7. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
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8. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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9. Is there another word for synonym?
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10. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
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11. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
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12. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
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13. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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14. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
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15. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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16. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
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17. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
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18. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
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19. How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?
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20. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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21. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
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22. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
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23. How is it possible to have a civil war?
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24. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?
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25. If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
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26. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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27. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?
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28. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?