welcome to the page of king scott.
i have just welcomed you i don't do that often feel privledged.
i love tuba and tim burton,
little known tuba facts:
In pagan Scandinavia, devotees of the tuba would dance widdershins around a lamp of valve oil to invoke Oompa, Nordic Goddess of Brass Bands.
funny band stuff (it's all true) Band Gods Conductor: Leaps tall buildings in a single bound Is more powerful than a locomotive Is faster than a speeding bullet Walks on water Gives policy to god,
Trombone player: Leaps short buildings in a single bound Is more powerful than a switch engine Is just as fast as a speeding bullet Walks on water if sea is calm Talks with god,
Oboist: Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds Is almost as powerful as a switch engine Is almost as fast as a speeding bullet Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool Talks to god if special request is approved,
Floutist: Rarely clears a quonset hut Loses tug-of-war with locomotive Can fire a speeding bullet Swims well Is occasionally addressed by god,
Bassoonist: Makes marks on the wall when trying to clear short buildings Is run over by a locomotive Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury Dog-paddles Talks to animals,
Saxophone player: Runs into buildings Recognizes locomotives 2 times out of 3 Is not issued any ammunition Can stay afloat with a life jacket Talks to walls, argues with himself.
Clarinet player: Too afraid too jump building because of their reed Works in locomotives Too busy with reed for gun Throws reed into water Thinks reed is god.
Trumpet player: Argues with building when it won't get out of the way Sleeps in locomotive Claims it's too easy to catch bullets in teeth when explaining why he really can't Saves water to drink after every triple C Thinks he's god.
Horn player: Don't really exist Plays silently Are really mimes in disguise Believe there is no god.
Percussionist: Falls over the doorstep when trying to enter buildings Says "look at the choo-choo" Wets himself with a water pistol Plays in mud puddles Loses arguments with himself.
Tuba player: Lifts buildings and walks under them Kicks locomotives off the tracks Catches speeding bullets in teeth and eats them Freezes water with a single glance IS GOD!!!
and here's some good shel silverstein poetry What a day, Oh what a day. My baby brother ran away, And now my tuba will not play. I'm eight years old And turning grey, Oh what a day, Oh what a day.
now on with my nation name: scottvia ruler: king scott national anthem: tuba lullaby
were just your little country floating out in space (i'm really parinoid) we don't help anyone out in any situation unless i deem it so (were peaceful).
what else can i say about this nation we have an amazingly huge army with all the latest technology and you never know who's army and who's a citizen because were all shape shifting lichens it's actually quite fun (don't mess with the nymph lynchwomen there cool but there leathel)and that's about it.
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i just like this
just an odd little sight
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