The story of the alien

it was in the middle of the night when we heard this noise outside.  it was like a soft  droning sound.  luckily i had my camera to snap up what we saw.  this little bastard appeared out of now where in a burnt  patch of grass.  

not caring that my yard was burnt  just scared shitless i ran and locked myself in the house.  then the next thing i know he had found a way in.  climbing out of the vent shaft.  

we were all freaking out then, suddenly out of thin air he materialized a BONG.  

he didn't speak but once he fired the bowl we knew he was cool.  i don't know what was in that bong but it was out of this world...literally, he told us later after he got drunk.  he said that where he was from they grew the shit on one of their moons.  they had been doing so for thousands upon thousands of years.  it covered the moon so much that it looked green from the surface of his planet.  the moon was to perfect a place, he said that over the years his race had got the plant to evolve into something much like our tree but much taller.  at first i didn't believe him cause he was so small, but after he a blunt for everyone (like one for each person) and drank and entire gallon of wine.

 i believed him.  this fucker could hold his shit.  i mean look at him, he'd fit into the damn wine jug how'd he drink that shit?  well he was fuckered up cause he started to eat the cat food.

i don't know maybe its like what they eat one his planet.  who knows but after that he seemed to of lost his color.  he started to ramble something incohent  before he darted off to the bathroom.  once he threw up he was cool  and ready to party.  it was fun now that i think about it.  and to think we were scared of the little guy.

he was cool as shit.  it was sad to seem  him go at the end of the night.  he was totally wasted.