Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financieer in the Bible?
A. Paraoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the NIle and drew out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
A. Ruth-less
Q. Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?
A.Nebuchandnezzar. He was on grass for seven years.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord. Volkswagen Beetle: "We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement."
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q. The ark was built in the three stories, and the top story had a window to let light in, but how did they get light to the bottom two stories?
A. They used floodlights.
Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to sleep.
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German shepards.
Q. What is the best way to get to paradise?
A. Turn right and go straight.
Q. Whichcservant of jehovah was they most flagrant lawbreaker in the bible?
A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
A. When Joseph served in Pharoh's court.
Q. Which character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.
Q. Why did Noah not go fishing while he aws on the ark?
A. He had only two worms.