To the tune of "One Week" by BNL
It's been one week since I killed you
in the alley but what did you do?
you came back and ignored me
but I've told everyone, wait til you see
You twinked out and ran away
But I never liked the way that you play
Yesterday you attacked me
But you've been iggied for your twinkery
Hold on now and read the book, twink
As I make you stop, think
I think that you're acting like superman
I really just wish that I could squish all of this anguish
But you're dead
final death for the vamp fan
Ok so now you've died how many times?
brought back with satanic shrines
and lame magick too
you keep throwing your fits
you try to match wits, you try to beat me but i kill you
Had to take a break cause you're a fake
my god, For heaven's sake
I think you need the rules and a savior
Read the book and lo, cause then you'll know
your character has to go
cause it's so stupid
you'll have to sign a wavier
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
How many of your characters do I have to kill?
can't understand what I mean?
well, you soon will
I and everyone else really wish that you'd just leave
Maybe you should be more alert
It's been one week since I killed you
You threw a fit ooc
and said "this is all new"
Five days since I did it again
when will you learn that you can not win?
It's been three days since the afternoon
You realized you're a twink
not a moment too soon
Yesterday you tried it on me
Now I sit back and wait til you begin to see
You run into a 'mortal' and start kickin
they do some funky things and your brain stops tickin
yes maybe they used the wrong icon
but is that really wrong
no, now you're just a metagamer
Like Harrison Ford you're getting frantic
saying that you're tantric
and nothing can seem to satisfy
Can't you accept that you're dead man?
Have you no honor man?
And you say that you're a Samurai!
You start shooting people up in clubs
And are attacked by garou cubs
you don't know the terror that they bring
Gotta get in tune with the rules soon
ya damn baboon and figure out health levels
and all about this dying thing
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
How many of your characters do I have to kill?
can't understand what I mean?
well, you soon will
I and everyone else really wish that you'd just leave
Maybe you should be more alert
It's been one week since I killed you
In the public park but what did you do?
Five days since I laughed at you and said
you just did just what I thought you were gonna do
Three days since the private room
you tried to place the blame
but it didn't help you
Yesterday you smiled at me
cause it'll still be two days til you see your folly
It'll still be two days till you see your folly
It'll still be two days till you see your folly
When you get the book, you can call me