What is it with everyone wandering around the city with wolves? Ok, how about this - NO! "Most people don't know the difference between a wolf and a dog" 1) No, that's just idiots like yourself, 2) animal control would! Come on, at least put the damn thing on a leash. Better yet, don't have it in the city at all! "He knows where to hide" Yeah, because it's a well known fact that wolves are born with the ability to live in the city without adaptation problems whatsoever. Duh!

Then there are the people with birds. Yeah, it is cool. But it's also HIGHLY improbable unless you've dedicated your life to training birds - specificaly this one. Ok, ok, so you make up a background story on the spot to say you did. Sure, I believe you, thousands wouldn't, but let's just say for a second, I do... (I'll act gulliable for your benifit) now, the problem remains.. what did you say your animal ken ratting was? Oh, you don't have any. Then the bird hates you and you can't house break a puppy.

Worse still are people taking such weird animals into bars. Sure, let your wolf in, no one will notice! Chimerical pets, no, no one will notice. But a friggin ghouled wolf? Ummm, let's try that one again. NO! Expect the patrons to freak out, the bouncers to kick it and you out, the bouncers to call animal control, and for everyone on the streets to run around scared too. Don't expect people to just be intimidated into worshipping you.. it doesn't work that way.

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