To the tune of "American Pie"

A long, long time ago, I can still remember how that RP made me smile. And I knew if I had the rules that I could make fun of the fools and maybe they'd be good players for a while. But cyberbunniesmade me shiver with the weak RP that they deliver, bad players every public place, rule breaking in white wolf's face... I can't remember if I cried when I noticed that their brains were fried but something touched me deep inside the day that IC died. So...

CHORUS: bye bye Miss sci fi, took my charrie to the streets but the streets were dry. And them good ole boys arguing bout twinks as I sigh, I don't know what book I should buy, no I don't know what book I should buy.

Did you write the book of rules, do you believe in vamps and ghouls, if the core book tells you to? And do you think that people roll, are avatars part of a mage's soul and can you write a description with flow? well I know that you're a dumbass twink, i saw your RP - it does stink. People know that you're bad news, you and your demented views. You're a lonely teenage bronkin buck with 0 resource and a million bucks, so I knew that I was out of luck the day that IC died.. I started singing...

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Now for four years we've been on this chat and no character is ever fat, but that's not how it used to be... When everyone was a crazy twink and watching sword fights we wouldn't blink because half the time it was you and me. Oh but while we began to read, our good players inside were freed. the entryway became the place for debating the human race. and while some complained about sheets, others were laying the beats, and noticed that every vampire eats, the day that IC died... we were singing...

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Abomination with reincarnation, magick about without repremindation, eight points of dox and they don't care. old games go and new games come, 12 year olds showing off their bum, werewolves no longer bring fear. now we can make our own public room, and everyone's bringing about some doom, we all made out own bar, but no one really got far. As katanas now we all weild, the twinks still refuse to yeild, and no one's eyes are ever revealed, the day, that IC died. we started singing...

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Oh and we're all here in this place, with half our characters a total disgrace cuz most just want to fight. so come on, up your app, and submit, up everything past the limit because you have every right. oh and as I watched you being cool, I really thought you were a fool, not that you'll listen to me, your twinking you could not see. as you're walking dead in the day and your charater lives so say and then just get up walk away, the day, that ic died, I was singing..

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I was hit on by a girl that's dead, I asked her if she had fed but she smiled and turned away. I went down to a random store, where I'd had some good RP years before but the people never came to play. And in the streets the demons screamed, the mages cried and changelings dreamed, but not a word was spoken when the rules were broken and the three men I admired most, a mage, a hunter and a ghost, now they just sit and boast, the day, that ic died. and they were singing...

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