[Chorus:]Twinky don't go away, I am here all alone
And the bunnys are horny and never go home
And the nights get so long when the rules are played wrong
And I'm feeling so feeble I'm not all that strong
Twinky saves ones he knows and kills all the rest
And argues the golden rule because he knows it best
His enemies are dead, pumped full of lead
But twinky always remembers, what the weak character said
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Twinky carries a load, and when killed he just ran
There ain't all that to do, so he kills what he can
And he watches them flee, and calls us all queers
Claims he's an ST and that he's played here for years
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He's a hundred points over legit, Twinky's never been fair
And he claims that on table top he played for a year
He calls us all kids but he's 13 years old
And claims that his rule books were all stole
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Twinky's stories aren't real, they're just dreams in his head
They're just made up lies that we are all fed
And he needs to abide by the white wolf rule guide
And I know I can't teach him though I've tried and I've tried
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