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Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

Welcome to my website. Its pretty pointless but i and others find it occasionally amusing. Those two girls above are abbie and riley. They are about the coolest girls youll meet. Yeah, they are front page material. Abbie told me to scratch out riley's face and just leave her on the front, but i like riley to much and im afraid she might beat me up. Hey, its happened before. Shes buff. This picture below is of me overlooking a canyon. Canyons are lonely. O and plaid is not boofoo, or bufu, or how ever you spell it. Plaid is just plaid, so dont judge me.

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this page is basically a sporadic opinion page thats pretty dumb and you might as well skip it. but its a free country, so do as you like.

This page is humerous conversations with an infamous computer, whos weilds much power over the information-super-highway.

This is my favorite page, it contains my most favorite quotes and exerpts.

One of my most prized creations, ranking up there with electricity, and the pyriamids, it is THE ATTACK OF THE KILLER FLYING CIRLCE THINGS!. Now if that doesnt get you pumped up i dont know what will. Besides drugs. I based this game off a major motion picture. Which i have yet to make. Enjoy. (caution, this page contains subliminal text!)

This page is the end, and is virtually useless except for those really good links underneath the naked man. There are many other good links dispersed throughout the rest of my site.

Email: neverland11@msn.com