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Welcome to the Bogus Website! ::La-loon, La-loon:: Well, fine then. This is Tahara's version of a tabloid. Unfortunately, it is severely lacking in any gossip. So, you may hear from the demented, perverted, and insane authors, or you can read quotes that were thought up by the demented, perverted, and insane authors. Sadly, the Fanfiction section is also lacking, due to the fact that all of the authors and fanfic writers got accounts on Fiction Press. Go look them up. Kirona of the Skies, Moroni of the Mount of Ro, Proh Crepitus, and AmazingBlazes. (Correct me if I'm wrong here, guys!) Also, Nyssa (That's me!) is going to add a section called: Favorite GOTU memories; probably on both sites. Here we will add our favorite memories pertaining to GOTU, and a short description of them all. Thank you, and enjoy!
-Author's Scoop-
Andrea((author))- Oh, wow...it certainly has been awhile, hasn't it? See, me being stuck doing nothing during Adv. Photography has brought me back to this pathetic excuse for a website. And the result? Hard to say...but it will be scary.
Nyssa((co-author))- (long time, no update)
Kirsta((graphic designer))- (long time, no update)
-Quotes*-
"YOUR BRAIN SLOSHES!"
-Kirona
"Where's the garbage can?"
-Xantos
"I will take over this radio show, and through it control the Unknown, and thus Tahara AND Scaro! MWHAHAHAHAHA!"
-Aycan
"Since when do I listen to you?"
-Xantos, to Aycan
"Remember, folks, HE said it. NOT me."
-Kirona
"Hey, This is surprisingly good. I should leave my apples on the floor for a couple weeks more often!"
-Myila's thoughts of the apple on her floor that had been there for 1 and a half weeks
"I hate it; you sound like crap."
-Kirona's thoughts on Meowth's singing
"It's possible. I kill a lot of people."
-Westly from The Princess Bride (I don't know why I put that up there. Don't ask. I'm crazy, remember?)
"Er...frankly, it sucks. A lot."
-Myila talking about Aycan controlling her mind
"He can only read minds when he puts his mind to it."
-Xantos, talking about Aycan.
"Row row row your piece of driftwood, down the raging stream, hope we don't get bashed on the rocks, and smashed to smithereens!"
-Xantos singing while on a piece of driftwood in a fast moving river with Myila
"You know Zoni, I'm lost. You know Xantos, I figured."
-Xantos and Zoni (duh)
"'WHO ARE YOU!?! HOW DO YOU KNOW SUCH THINGS!?!"
"I am the re-encarnation of your fluffy pink bunny slippers. Mwahahahahahahaha!'"
-Aycan and the mysterious voice
"Here's my card . . ."
-Serina
"They picked new guardians, again?"
-Cyrene
"Can I chop his head off?"
-Chibi Evil Andy
"NOTHING!! Absolutely NOTHING!! Just nothing . . . . We exchanged greetings . . . like NORMAL people. Hello, handshake . . . you know, the usual . . ."
-Xantos/Xanto
"Whoa, Xantos the playa'...!"
-Jim (To Myila and Xantos)
"That was my OTHER girlfriend. Honestly, you dind't know?!?!?!"
-Xantos, to Myila
"No, really. May I flood your lungs?"
-Xantos, to random stupid child
"Your brain STILL sloshes!"
-Kirona
"And Xantos nearly drowns in his own nosebleed"
-Kirona
"Yes, but they're VICIOUS little furballs! Yee!"
-Aycan
"Hooray! Hooray! We have a hostage! He has a sexy ass, too!"
-Duddlemen
"I shall return! I shall return! I shall return with my revenge and my sexy ass!"
-Aycan
"We're back, we're fine, and I'm SEXY!"
-Xantos
"It's true what they say, then. They really do FALL for you!"
-Zoni
"Gah! It's raining women!"
-Xantos
"And that, my friends, was Xantos . . . Oh my god, I almost said, 'Making love to the mic'!"
-Kirona.
"I'm back, and I am fine, and I know what I'm going to say."
-Kirona
". . . Cause we're evil! HAH!"
-Kirona
"And that was Vater, by some people."
-Xantos
"Shocked me. . . . Well it did!"
-Kirona
"WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER?!?!"
-Aycan
"Myila too . . . don'tkillme!"
-Xantos
"And that was Xantos morphing into a demented cat!"
-"Moroni"
"Hah! But there won't BE an up next!"
-Aycan
"Like hell you will! Ergh! Ugh! Agh! Urrugh! Die! No! No! Ragh! Ragh! Urraaagh!"
-Kirona
"And this is Xantos giving running commentary! And they're like ooh, and they're like aah! And they're like OOOOH! And they're like Ooahghh! And they're like oo! and then they go ooaaagh And then they go . . . GET OUTTA HERE! And they're like: Hooghda, ffssodha, Bllah, Bllah, d'OOOAAAAAAHHHHH!"
-Xantos
"And that was Blue Gender. . . . No, that WASN'T Blue Gender."
-Xantos
"Xantos, I think you're high!"
-Kirona
"STOP INSULTING ME!"
-Aycan
"Sorry this is taking a while, we have a Mexican Jumping Tape!"
-Xantos
"WhooHoo!"
-Kirona
"She has blue hair, after all"
-Xantos
"Don't look at me. I'm Jewish."
-Song
"Now play a song!"
-Aycan
"I dunno. That's just not like you, Aycan. Turning anything into something beneficial. Even mulch."
-"Moroni"
"Shh! Dead air!"
-Xantos
"I just read that book 5,000 times. . . . . 501."
-Xantos
"*THWOCK!* It's supposed to be dead air, stupid!"
-Aycan
"You are not allowed to feel pleasure! ONLY I AM!"
-Aycan
"Hey! . .. Wait, I just completely forgot what I was going to say."
-Kirona
"MORON! I thought I was stupid! I'm Xantos here! And I'm not the stupid one!"
-Xantos
"Who CARES about you?"
-Kirona, to Xantos
"It was very . . . Erotic . . ."
-Xantos.
"OOOOKAY! Time to playasongnow!"
-Kirona
"And we played that because, you guessed, it, I LIKE .Hack//SIGN!"
-Kirona
"I'm going to take a nap now, and my Duddlemen will guard you,a nd if you try anything, they will seriously hurt you."
-Aycan
"Ooh, ooh, Yea! Ooh, ooh, Yea! Let me be with you!"
-Duddlemen, to the macaroni
"And then I can save you, pastor Xantos!"
-Myila
"Myila, whart is up with you? *mutters* Besides being a nut . . ."
-Xantos
"No! Not the macaroni! We're on the Atkin's Diet!"
-Xantos and Kirona
"GIVE HIM THE HAMMER!"
-????
"To which she does NOT reply, because she got high on Thin Mints."
-Xantos
"Captains log, 2004. Who be these Anime Mix Radio Show people, and why be they so full of contradictions?"
-Myila
"Becuase they're from the mental school."
-Xantos
"YAY! Myila's here! I'm FREE!!"
-Kirona
"She is wearing a skirt SO short, you can see London, France, and QUITE a bit of Berlin!"
-Fashion Reporter
"I have just earned a degree from the Mental School!"
-Myila
"Meanwhile, back at the ranch . . ."
-Myila
"Do all your dragonfolk!"
-Myila, to Kirona
"I'm not THAT old!"
-Xantos
"That explains just about everything."
-Myila
"It's the Ancion Mental Institution."
-Kirona
"It's all greeeeeen "
-Myila
"It's comical . . ."
-Myila
"WhoopDeeDoo!"
-Kirona
"Yes. Yummy. You Underestimate My Muscles, Yes?"
-Kirona
"One ass to rule them all, one ass to find them, one ass to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them. I have the one ass! My precioussss . . . *stroke, stroke*"
-Aycan (?)
"He who laughs last, thinks the slowest. Muahahahaha!"
-The Final person to speak on AMRS #2
"I am killing TWO birds with ONE stone!"
-Aycan
"I called you a transexual freak, smart one! You're a gender confused moron who has to dress like a girl to score a date!"
-Xantos, to Aycan
"How about I get 'touchy feely' with my sword !"
-Aycan
"Actually, I find pink very sexy."
-Aliasa
"Oh really? How about I tell you how I feel about you, pink boy?"
-Aycan, to Xantos.
"I shall turn Xantos, Kirona, and whatever annoying companion they have with them into beneficial mulch . . ."
-Aycan
"I want lots of nieces and neffy-poo's!"
-Lelina
"MY TEXT BOX!!"
-Xantos
"There's a Giant Fisher in the ground?"
-KT-Chan
"And that's basically how he goes around doing things . . ."
-Kirona
"YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A PANSY! *Whap!*"
-Andy
"I AM TOO EVIL! *looms*"
-Qualcon
"Hmm . . . How come all the evil people have the 'on' sound at the end of their names? AycAN, SutON, QualcON . . ."
-Moroni
"YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!"
-Aycan
"Oh drat, I'm stuck in a bear hole . . ."
-Qualcon
"I used to have a bow and arrow, but it disappeared into oblivion . . . . *Bow and arrows appear* LOOK! OBLIVION!"
-Myila
"I'm a little teapot . . ."
-Aycan
"Quinsonens are quite similar to dragons, you know. Except that we have four heads, and you've only got one."
-Laterca
"HEY! Stop flirting with MYYYYY woman!"
-Sermont
"Hiss"
-Morialda
"Just in case you are a poor, ignorant, GOTU deprived soul"
-Moroni
"Once upon a time, Myila had a bow and arrows. But, I disappeared into oblivion."
-Typo by Nyssa ^_^;;;
"Yo mamma is soooo fat . . ."
-Myila
"Beats the hell out of me . . ."
-Li-Chan
"Is that . . . *sniff* Thin Mints?"
-Andy
"I hope you learned something today. And if you didn't, I am NOT surprised."
-Moroni
"There is nothing wrong with me! I'm just stupid!"
-Xantos
"Um . . . I kill you?"
-Aycan
"SHOW ME THE COOKIES AND NOBODY GETS HURT! . . . Except for you, Aycan. I will always hurt you."
-Serina
*These quotes to not actually appear in the book. if they did . . . o.o;
-Favorite GOTU Moments.
Nyssa: Well, I liked the day on the Chippewa Floweage, when Andrea was re-drawing Xantos. (After Kirsta's and My pitiful attempts.) This was after the Whity Tighties, and things seemed to have died down. Suddenly, a red squirrel and a gray squirrel started fighting. It was no big deal, until the gray squirrel nearly fell on Andrea's head! That was great!
Nyssa: A looong time ago, close to the time when the idea for GOTU was concieved, It was rest hour, and Andy was writing, I think Kirsta was drawing, and I was bored. I think I sneezed, and then I started bouncing on the cot saying "It's so dusty! It's so dusty!" XDDD Andy SAID she would put it in the book. ::pointed stare::
Andy: I liked when I was creating the AMRS #2 with Li-Chan and Moroni and whenever we rewinded the tape, we would stop in the middle of "governmental school", thus hearing "mental school".
Andy: I liked when I was smart enough to restart chapter 13 instead of trying to continue off of the piece o' CRAP i had previously!!!
-Fanfiction-
`~*This Section Has Currently Been Omitted Due to the Authors' Inability to Find Any Suitably Insane and Perverted Fan Fiction. Thank You For Your Cooperation.*~`
-FAQ's-
Q: Does anyone but the authors and/or the closest friends of the authors view this site?
Nyssa: . . . Frankly . . . I do not know.
Q: What's the difference between Duddlemen and Bittlemen?
Evil Andy: Duddlemen are cute and furry and live in the center of Appleton east. I have no idea what Bittlemen look like yet, but they live in Maggie Wilson's closet. Any questions...? No? Good. Class dismissed.
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