I came down from the Cadillac dude ranch, health spa,
Nestled on the edge of town.
For fourteen days I've been herbal wrapped, mud packed,
Now I'm bustin' out.
Well, I thought the wild west wasn't for me,
You walked up like a bow-legged dream.
When you said: "Yes ma'am," I thought I'd scream.
Oh, put me in your big ol' pick up truck,
Take me to the rodeo.
I don't know a thing about broncin' bucks,
And I can't do-si-do.
But I can put you back in the saddle, baby,
Yeah, stand you up tall.
I can put you back in the saddle, baby,
Yeah, and that ain't all.
Well, it must've been the burned out new age coffee house:
So called sensitive guys.
I never thought a leatherneck suckin' on a long neck,
Could make my temperature rise.
But you're so sweet, baby, you're so fine.
You bring the barbecue and I'll bring the wine,
We'll dance all night until your belt buckle shines.
Oh, put me in your big ol' pick up truck,
Take me to the rodeo.
I don't know a thing about broncin' bucks,
And I can't do-si-do.
But I can put you back in the saddle, baby,
Yeah, stand you up tall.
I can put you back in the saddle, baby,
Every time you fall.
Well, I might be in a yuppie funk,
You might think I'm a little bit drunk.
But all I know is a hunk is a hunk.
Oh, put me in your big ol' pick up truck,
Take me to the rodeo.
I don't know a thing about broncin' bucks,
And I can't do-si-do.
But I can put you back in the saddle, baby,
Yeah, stand you up tall.
I can put you back in the saddle, baby,
Yeah, and that ain't all.
