A little boy went to the zoo with his mom and dad. He was very excited when he saw the elephant for he had never seen one in his life.

"What's that thing hanging off its face, Mom?" the little asked.

"That's its trunk, dear," replied his mother.

"And what's that enormous thing hanging between its back leg?" the little boy continued.

"That's ..um, nothing," his embarassed mother answered.

The little boy wasn't very happy with his answer, so he approached his dad and asked him.

"What the enormous thing hanging between the elephants back legs, Dad?" said the little boy.

"That's his penis, son," answered his father.

"Oh," replied the little boy, "but Mom said it was nothing."

"That's because your mother's been spoiled," his father said.

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