~ ThiNgZ GurLz CaN Say ~

**Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful...
hate me cuz your boyfriend thinks so!**

**East to the sea...
West to the land...
Death to the BITCH...
who touches my man!**

**If you need a nickel...
I'll give you my dime...
if you need a man...
BITCH don't FUCK with mine!**

**Roses are red...Violets are blue...
God made me pretty...
what happened to you?!?!**

**God created men first because you always need a rough draft
before the final masterpiece!**

**God loves stupid people...
thats why he made so many men!**

**Only good girls go to heaven...
I wasn't invited!**

**Sex is like pringles...
once you pop...
you can't stop!**

**Children in the dark causes accidents...
accidents in the dark cause children!**

**I have P.M.S. and a gun...
now what were you saying?!?!**