House of the Ascendant Storm:

Boffer Weaponry

 

 

 

 

Boffer weapons began with simple construction.

 

Swords are constructed with a shaft of 3/4th inch PVC plumbing pipe cut to whatever length you choose. They are wrapped in 1 inch insulation padding and then duct taped with a fair amount of compression. Be sure not to wrap too tightly or too loose, as this will increase the degradation of your padding. (Constantly smashing against someone else’s weapon breaks down padding regardless, but improper wrapping speeds this.) Be sure to leave bare pipe at the base for your hilt (handle), which you can then wrap in tape, cloth, rope or whatever. For safety reasons it became clear that the pommel (tip of the handle) should also have padding on it as well. Stories abound of men with crescent shaped scars to prove they’ve been hit with bare pipe from someone’s pommel. Tip and pommels should have at least one and a half to two inches of padding above and beyond the end of the pipe. (It’s also a good idea to tape over the holes of the pipe to stop the padding from sinking into the shaft.)


Pics

 

These weapons are what I consider the “bronze” age of boffer weapons. They appear to be nothing more than they are. Pipe wrapped in insulation and duct tape. This is why boffer fighting had (has) little respect. Seeing a bunch of people running around with glorified nerf toys did little to earn us respect. This design (with 1 inch pipe and appropriately larger padding) is great for bo staffs, tonfas and actual sticks, but it has little to do with real sword fighting. With a completely round weapon, every part counts as an edge. This is for children.

 

And then came the flat blade.

 

Fighters began to dress accurately to the time period, but when they looked at themselves in the mirror, they could not draw their eyes from the “noodle” weapons at their sides. They began to search for alternative materials for “blacksmithing.” Flat blades began with the “discovery” of foam block padding and camp padding. By properly applying these materials to PVC pipe, you could alter the shape of your weapon and approach a semblance of realism. Now we had an “edge” to determine a front and a back and a side for the weapon. More skill was required to wield a weapon that could not deliver a wound with anything accept for it’s edge.

 

Creating weapons became an art, instead of something that anyone with a few bucks could do. Pipe began to be manipulated as well. Melting it, shaping it into Katanas and scimitars. A true blacksmith of boffer weapons could actually begin to charge money for services that the average person was not capable of. To learn this art, one had to practice alone or be trained. This also added some realism to the world of boffer fighting.

 

 

Don’ts

 

 

Safety is PARAMOUNT. The following are just a few DON’TS to avoid when making weapons.

 

Do NOT use metal inside the PVC pipe. While weighting a weapon is sometimes a good idea, one should never use anything inside or outside of the weapon that could injure an opponent in any real way.

 

Do not leave any bare pipe when making a throwing weapon. Any part of a weapon that is meant to, or could, come into contact with an opponent should always be padded with at least 1/2 of and inch of padding. True damage inflicting areas of the weapon should have a full inch. One must remember that the padding will shrink under the pressure of the duct tape and the punishment of the battle.

 

Do not use electrical tape. Sure, everyone loves the Crow, but electrical tape is for wounds, not weapons. It gets sticky when humidity and your sweat trickles down into it. Then it gets loose and falls apart. Not to mention that it is thicker and hurts more. Remember, not everyone who fights can deal with pain as well as the next.

 

Do not allow your pipe to bubble when you are melting it. If it bubbles, throw it out. It has become too weak and will break. When melting pipe, it is best to simply warm it and bend it into position slowly. Melting it until it wiggles is a bad idea.

 

 

Care and Maintenance

 

 

Always check your weapon before you bring it onto the field. Squeeze the length of the “blade” and check it for damaged sections. You should NOT be able to feel pipe. If you can feel pipe, your weapon is illegal and CANNOT be used. “Stitch” style padding is sometimes acceptable. This means taking a scrap of padding and placing it over the damaged area, then taping it down. This looks tacky, unless no one notices, but it will do for a quick fix. But stitching up a weapon is only a quick fix at best. To some it is illegal. You should, at your first opportunity, totally re-pad the weapon.

 

When storing a boffer weapon, be sure not to set anything on top of it. This is a real must for those who leave their weapons in the trunk of their car. Do not hang them over something, like a seat. In sunlight, long weapons, such as staffs, will bend and stay bent in a matter of minutes. Even on cold, dark days a weapon is in peril. Treat them as if they were precious. Re-padding a weapon is expensive if it becomes habit. (Not to mention, a re-padded weapon is never the same as the original)

 

Try not to get boffer weapons wet, as this could lead to soggy padding that may never seem to dry. Keep mud and sand off of them at all times, since this flotsam and jetsam could end up in your opponents eyes and seriously harm them.