Dianaic: Shit happens when men are around.

Norse: If shit happens, beat the crap out of it.

Feminist: Get in touch with your inner shit.

Solitary: If shit happens; Duck!

Eco-Feminist: We've got to clean up this shit.

Gardenarian: Shit happens in degrees.

Alexandrian: Shit happens because Gardner told us so.

Dabbler: We have ways of making shit happen.

Eclectic: We make our own shit.

Newbie: I don't understand this shit. -OR- I like this shit.

Ceremonial Magician: No-one understands my shit.

Wiccan: You must balance your shit.

Witch: I can use this shit.

Druid: This is old shit.

Greek: Let's drink to this shit.

Reconstructionist: This shit happened before.

Celtic: This shit keeps happening to us.

Modern Western: We'll fight to keep our shit.

Fundamentalist: We know who to blame for this shit.

Priest: This shit happens every year.

Traditionalist: Don't tell anyone about this shit.

Fam-Trad: I inherited this shit.

Visionary: Let's smoke this shit.

Former Catholics: If shit happens, I'm not to blame, I'm not to blame...

Techno-Pagan: This shit always happens when I'm online.