Nerd Watch
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No actual nerds were hurt in the design or implementation of this site. All characters, names, events are not fictitious and have not been changed to protect the nerds in question, but yes these people do walk, eat, breath, sleep, surf and exist. If similarities are found to occur in your life with the events recorded on this site then this points to one thing and one thing only........you are a NERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Deal with your nerdness and move on or change - there is still time for you to evolve if the nerdness computer virus has not taken full hold of you. Otherwise put your head between your knees and kiss your butt goodbye...i can assure you that you will die a nerd as at this time there is no possible cure for the disease called nerdness. Go your way and R.I.P.We, the writers and creators of this site also have no responsibility for any mental break downs, hysteria, bed wetting, vomiting, heart attacks, small pox, hyperventilation, diarrhoea or any medical illness, sickness, disease, condition, randomness that can be found in any medical encyclopedia, that members of the public might experience when/after viewing this highly ugly material on this site.
Everyone at least once in their life has sat through a nature documentary; I remember one episode where David Attenborough commented on a pride of lions devouring a carcass. The large males lions eating, while the other less important lions and lionesses stalked around them waiting for a chance to grab a bite. Each lion was eating in order of their size and authority in the pride. You are now thinking what the hell has this got to do with nerds. I to once had the privilege of watching mammals cluster around each other, in this case though, there was no dead piece of meat, but a computer monitor. Each one staring intently at it, drueling at the site displayed...at first, i thought it had to be porn but it turned out to be far far far worse....a keyboard (sad i know)....from that day onward nerd watch was born.
This page is going to be dedicated to the Computer Nerds in my college class...they know who they are. They stride around always linked in some way to a computer, whether it be in the library, class or even round their lunch table with a laptop or IBook.