"We Will Wok You"
(Parody of Queen's We Will Rock You)

Walkin’ down the street, and ya got the munchies,
Cuz' you ate breakfast, but you skipped your lunchy.
“Dung Mee Pong” is the place,
We got great tastes.
Wavin’ them chopsticks all over the place.


Sayin’ we will, we will, WOK YOU!
We will, we will, WOK YOU!


Start you with an egg roll, Wonton maybe,
Gonna stuff yo’ ass till you weigh 580.
Have some chicken fried rice,
Lo Mein looks nice,
Moo Goo Gai Pan for such a great price.


We will, we will, WOK YOU!
(Eat up!)
We will, we will, WOK YOU!


Buddy, you’re not done yet, lookie lookie,
We pay some guy 10 cents to write fortune cookie,
There’s a note there for you,
It may be true,
Write the damn check, take your doggy bag too.


We will, we will, WOK YOU!
Sayin’
We will, we will, WOK YOU!
Pu Pu Platter!
We will, we will, WOK YOU!
We will, we will, WOK YOU!
More rice…