At first I was unknown
Was unrecognized…
But then I shocked the whole damn Garden with a big surprise
I had spent so many nights
Dreaming of this kick-ass day
I made some songs…
Played the piano, sang along…
I thought that my,
Chances were dead…
Oh well that's too bad Eminem,
Take that damn napkin off your head
I never thought I could win one,
Leaving all the favorites in shock,
Most of those suckers usually vote,
For the guys playin' the rock.

But I walked down, that floor five times,
Oh what the hell why,
Didn't you give me eight or nine?
Got the best record, and then I nabbed best album too
Damn right I'm humble,
I'll throw a party, wouldn't you?
Yo yo, that's fly
I will steal five
Who the hell am I you ask me?
Who even knows if I'm alive?
I've got all these grammys now,
And I'm not even sure how,
But I'll steal five,
I will steal five...

Hey, Hey!

It took lots and lots of luck,
Taking the boss down,
Sorry Bruce but it looks,
Like I'm the best now, where's my crown?
And I spent oh so many nights,
Wond'ring what I would ever say,
If I beat Nelly…
And his old diseased band-aid.
Thank god that my,
Songs were top picks
Can you see my reflection now?
Ya Goddamn Dixie Chicks…
Yeah I just felt like dropping in,
New York is just a grand ole place,
Now I'm takin' all the big ones,
NO ONE EVEN KNEW MY FACE

But I walked down, that floor five times,
Oh what the hell why,
Didn't you give me eight or nine?
Got the best record, and then I nabbed best album too
Damn right I'm humble,
I'll throw a party, wouldn't you?
Yo yo, that's fly
I will steal five
Who the hell am I you ask me?
Who even knows if I'm alive?
I've got all these grammys now,
And I'm not even sure how,
But I'll steal five,
I will steal five...

But I walked down, that floor five times,
Oh what the hell why,
Didn't you give me eight or nine?
Got the best record, and then I nabbed best album too
Damn right I'm humble,
I'll throw a party, wouldn't you?
Yo yo, that's fly
I will steal five
Who the hell am I you ask me?
Who even knows if I'm alive?
I've got all these grammys now,
And I'm not even sure how,
But I'll steal five,
I will steal five...