Saliva
(Parody of Destiny's Child's Survivor)

Now that you're covering my tongue,
It's so much wetter.
Thought I could eat without you,
Should have known better
Thought I could spit without you,
Now I'm smarter,
I thought I could live without you,
And I laugh harder.
I thought I'd be okay without you,
But I grew restless,
When I got dry all the time,
It made me hopeless,
Yeah dude, I was stressed without you,
I felt like killin'
I thought that I could strive without you
I was unwillin'


I GOT SALIVA (What?)
I'M NOT GON' GIVE IT (Why?)
IT FLOWS HERE NONSTOP (So?)
OR TASTING'D BE HARDER (Oh)
I GOT SALIVA (What?)
MY BODY MAKES IT (Wow)
I'M GONNA USE IT (Great)
KEEP ON SALIVIN'


I GOT SALIVA (What?)
I'M NOT GON' GIVE IT (Why?)
IT FLOWS HERE NONSTOP (So?)
OR TASTING'D BE HARDER (Oh)
I GOT SALIVA (What?)
MY BODY MAKES IT (Wow)
I'M GONNA USE IT (Great)
KEEP ON SALIVIN'


Couldn't eat for shit with you,
Now I'm engulfing
Couldn't see the future without you,
Now I got visions
I knew I couldn't last long without you,
Thank god I'm breathin'
Six feet under the ground,
Don't sound so vivid,
How can I lick stamps without you?
The letters stopped
Now I'm back to work again
Getting to the top
I could have dried up to dust
That gives me shivers
Still woulda looked like jewels
Next to Joan Rivers


I GOT SALIVA (What?)
I'M NOT GON' GIVE IT (Why?)
IT FLOWS HERE NONSTOP (So?)
OR TASTING'D BE HARDER (Oh)
I GOT SALIVA (What?)
MY BODY MAKES IT (Wow)
I'M GONNA USE IT (Great)
KEEP ON SALIVIN'


I GOT SALIVA (What?)
I'M NOT GON' GIVE IT (Why?)
IT FLOWS HERE NONSTOP (So?)
OR TASTING'D BE HARDER (Oh)
I GOT SALIVA (What?)
MY BODY MAKES IT (Wow)
I'M GONNA USE IT (Great)
KEEP ON SALIVIN'


I'm wishin it the best
Pray it keeps my mouth caressed
Bring much phlem, more fun and happiness
(I'm wetter than that)
I'm not gon' waste you on a tomato
(I'm better than that)
I'm not gon' use you to suck my thumb,
(I'm better than that)
I'm not gon' spill you on ma floor,
(I'm better than that)
I'm not gon' give you to Al Gore
(I'm better than that)
You know I won't sell your ass on Ebay
Cuz my mama said that shit is gay.


I GOT SALIVA (What?)
I'M NOT GON' GIVE IT (Why?)
IT FLOWS HERE NONSTOP (So?)
OR TASTING'D BE HARDER (Oh)
I GOT SALIVA (What?)
MY BODY MAKES IT (Wow)
I'M GONNA USE IT (Great)
KEEP ON SALIVIN'


I GOT SALIVA (What?)
I'M NOT GON' GIVE IT (Why?)
IT FLOWS HERE NONSTOP (So?)
OR TASTING'D BE HARDER (Oh)
I GOT SALIVA (What?)
MY BODY MAKES IT (Wow)
I'M GONNA USE IT (Great)
KEEP ON SALIVIN'


OH, OH, OH…………


After all the dryness and sadness
Soon comes wetness
If I excite my taste buds then...
Soon I'll gain prosperity.


I GOT SALIVA (What?)
I'M NOT GON' GIVE IT (Why?)
IT FLOWS HERE NONSTOP (So?)
OR TASTING'D BE HARDER (Oh)
I GOT SALIVA (What?)
MY BODY MAKES IT (Wow)
I'M GONNA USE IT (Great)
KEEP ON SALIVIN'


I GOT SALIVA (What?)
I'M NOT GON' GIVE IT (Why?)
IT FLOWS HERE NONSTOP (So?)
OR TASTING'D BE HARDER (Oh)
I GOT SALIVA (What?)
MY BODY MAKES IT (Wow)
I'M GONNA USE IT (Great)
KEEP ON SALIVIN'


I GOT SALIVA (What?)
I'M NOT GON' GIVE IT (Why?)
IT FLOWS HERE NONSTOP (So?)
OR TASTING'D BE HARDER (Oh)
I GOT SALIVA (What?)
MY BODY MAKES IT (Wow)
I'M GONNA USE IT (Great)
KEEP ON SALIVIN'


I GOT SALIVA (What?)
I'M NOT GON' GIVE IT (Why?)
IT FLOWS HERE NONSTOP (So?)
OR TASTING'D BE HARDER (Oh)
I GOT SALIVA (What?)
MY BODY MAKES IT (Wow)
I'M GONNA USE IT (Great)
KEEP ON SALIVIN'