Hey look it's June, it's hot as hell
Everyone is starting to smell
Our throats are dry and I'm dead tired
But thank god this red crap isn't expired

Hey
I got Kool-Aid I got Kool-Aid

Young Edwin Perkins had a dream
A drink that's more addictive than ice cream
With 4 ounce bottles and 6 types
This genius created all the frickin hype

Hey
I got Kool-Aid I got Kool-Aid

Kool-Aid Man '75, came along with car to drive
Although he's fat, he's a charm
He's just a pitcher, he'll do you no harm

So let the jocks play one on one
They can't dodge the UV rays from the sun
As I stand there with my Kool-Aid
I'd love to see those suckers find some shade

Hey
I got Kool-Aid I got Kool-Aid

I got cherry for today
Tomorrow lemon sounds great
If I'm in the mood for grape
Raspberry could take its place
Root beer, orange, what the heck
I'll take all six, where's the check?
Kool-Aid filling up my home
Now at least I'm not alone!

I got Kool-Aid
I got Kool-Aid
I got Kool-Aid
I got Kool-Aid
I got Kool-Aid