When I turn on turn on my car radio,
Mother Mary punishes me,
For 3 seconds I hear, Kenny G...
And then I swerve my Lexus
Off the street into a damn Oak tree,
Thanks a lot ya bastard, Kenny G...

Kenny G, Kenny G, Kenny G, Kenny G...
Hairy man, or woman? Kenny G...

And then the absent minded people,
Go out and buy his CD’s,
I’d rather hear bagpipes, Kenny G...
Go take your saxophone, tie it to weights,
And drop it in a big sea,
You’d do us a favor, Kenny G...

Kenny G, Kenny G, Kenny G, Kenny G...
You’re hogging Light FM man, Kenny G...

Kenny G, Kenny G, Kenny G, Kenny G...
Lisa Simpson’s better, Kenny G...

[Instrumental]

Kenny G, Kenny G, Kenny G, Kenny G...
For ONCE spell your last name, Kenny G...

And when the sun burns out and all known,
Life on earth ceases to be,
Before we implode, we’ll hear, Kenny G...
I’m not saying that that’s a good thing,
Mother Mary you’d agree,
The bum just don’t stop playing, Kenny G..

Kenny G, Kenny G, Kenny G, Kenny G...
Go find another hobby, Kenny G...

Kenny G, Kenny G, Kenny G, Kenny G...
Not the one from South Park…Kenny G...