Missin’ Depends © yo…,
Missin’ your ammo,
Against excrete flows…whoa,
Missin’ them pads,
For moms and dads,
Or some old guy who wants, to be a stain-free lad,
So, by keeping her pants protected,
The bad stuff could have been neglected,
But now she just feels defensive,
And ooh, she prayed above

Can Bonnie Bernstein take full control?
Fightin’ her way to the toilet bowl,
Surprise! Oh no…,
Transpose, those clothes…

Why you missin’ your Depends © this time?
You can get 10 for $6.99,
Girl, shame on you…
Now we, we’ll smell your

Poooo………

Well, missin’ depends just crapped your day,
Hey that joke can work two ways…

Come on Bonnie, go get to the store,
Walgreens or Duane Reade, heck there are more,
Speed up, move fast…
Just steer, that rear

Do us a favor, don’t forget twice,
Walkin’ around like that won’t suffice,
Good luck, to you…
You’ll start, start off a

New………..

Missin’ Depends © yo…,
Missin’ your ammo,
Against excrete flows…whoa,
Missin’ them pads,
For moms and dads,
Or some old guy who wants, to be a stain-free lad,
So, by keeping her pants protected,
The bad stuff could have been neglected,
But now she just feels defensive,
And ooh, she prayed above

Jesus Bonnie, I warned you, gosh darn,
You must think that you live on a farm,
A park, a zoo…
And now, JetBlue…

You just crapped yourself on a plane ride,
And it’s to China, this one won’t slide,
Where’s your, Depend ©?
You gave, gave yours to

Ben…………..

Well, missin’ depends hurt you again,
Thanks to your vagueness…and Ben….

Lets try for three times, do it for kicks,
I tried to help you, you just took shits,
I’ve lost, my mind…
Are you, a shoe?

You just won’t stop, it must make you high,
Crapping your good pants until you die,
That’s it, I’m through…
No fee, Ms. B………..

Missin’ Depends © yo…,
Missin’ your ammo,
Against excrete flows…whoa,
Missin’ them pads,
For moms and dads,
Or some old guy who wants, to be a stain-free lad,
So, by keeping her pants protected,
The bad stuff could have been neglected,
But now she just feels defensive,
And ooh, she prayed above……………………..

*(Don’t try it at home folks, Bonnie is a professional, and very much fictional, but still cool anyway)