Whoever Knows the Least Earns the Most

Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales representatives. This can be supported by a mathematical theorem based on two postulates:

P1: Knowledge is Power, and P2: Time is Money.

Basic physics definition: Power = Work / Time

Substituting the postulates, Knowledge = Work / Money

A little algebra gives us: Money = Work / Knowledge

Now as Knowledge --> 0 , Money --> oo (infinity).

So for any amount of work, :Whoever knows the least earns the most!

A Ham Sandwich is Better than Eternal Happiness
A ham sandwich is better than nothing...

Nothing is better than eternal happiness...

Therefore...

A ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness.

Proof that Girls are Evil
First we state that girls require time and money

Girls = Time * Money

And we all know that "time is money"

Time = Money

Therefore

Girls = Money * Money = (Money)^2

And because "money is the root of all evil"

Money = (Evil)

Therefore

Girls = (Evil)^2

And we are forced to conclude that

Girls = Evil

An Elephant Weighs the Same as a Mosquito
Let x = weight of an elephant, and y = weight of a mosquito.

Call the sum of the two weights 2v ; we have x + y = 2v

From this equation we obtain x - 2v = -y and x = -y + 2v

Multiplying these together gives x^2 - 2vx = y^2 - 2vy

Adding v^2 to each side: x^2 - 2vx + v^2 = y^2 - 2vy + v^2

Factor: (x - v)^2 = (y - v)^2 , take square root: x - v = y - v

Adding v to both sides gives x = y. The weights are the same!

Xeno's Paradox - Tortoise and Hare -
A hare (rabbit) can run ten times as fast as a tortoise .(turtle)

The tortoise gets a ten-yard headstart.

By the time the hare runs the 10 yards to catch up, the tortoise has crawled a yard.

When the hare makes up this yard, the tortoise has gone a tenth of a yard, and so on.

The hare can never catch the tortoise!

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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