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Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales representatives. This can be supported by a mathematical theorem based on two postulates: P1: Knowledge is Power, and P2: Time is Money. Basic physics definition: Power = Work / Time Substituting the postulates, Knowledge = Work / Money A little algebra gives us: Money = Work / Knowledge Now as Knowledge --> 0 , Money --> oo (infinity). So for any amount of work, :Whoever knows the least earns the most! |
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Nothing is better than eternal happiness... Therefore... A ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness.
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Girls = Time * Money And we all know that "time is money" Time = Money Therefore Girls = Money * Money = (Money)^2 And because "money is the root of all evil" Money = (Evil) Therefore Girls = (Evil)^2 And we are forced to conclude that Girls = Evil |
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Call the sum of the two weights 2v ; we have x + y = 2v From this equation we obtain x - 2v = -y and x = -y + 2v Multiplying these together gives x^2 - 2vx = y^2 - 2vy Adding v^2 to each side: x^2 - 2vx + v^2 = y^2 - 2vy + v^2 Factor: (x - v)^2 = (y - v)^2 , take square root: x - v = y - v Adding v to both sides gives x = y. The weights are the same! |
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The tortoise gets a ten-yard headstart. By the time the hare runs the 10 yards to catch up, the tortoise has crawled a yard. When the hare makes up this yard, the tortoise has gone a tenth of a yard, and so on. The hare can never catch the tortoise! |
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Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy |
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Believe me its worth it .click here and be amazed at the greatest piece of stupidity/smartness out there.
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Another thing i found when i was really bored. dont mind the disclaimer when it pops up. just remember to answer the questions truth fully and then tell me what it told you.lol.
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For some reason not too many people like president bush. Me i dont really give a crap about him but i do support him. i lay in the middle. well here is a picture of president bush calling the mayor of Compton on the middle east crisis.
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Damn. there nothing more to say about this then TECH. I mean everyone now of days wouldnt mind being a pimp but pimp bot is just the god of all pimps out there..
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